Whazzat in Tony Bologna's hand? I really wanna know.

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A Richie Rich comic?
The map Nicholas Cage followed in National Treasure?

Tell me, I gotta know!

[ixion]

1. something with highlighter on it...

which doesn't help much, I know.

[Dawson Leery]

2. Tony is clearly overpaid.

[NYC_SKP]

4. If his salary consisted of a kick in the ass daily, he'd still be overpaid. nt

[Taverner]

3. Nixon's Enemy List

And pics, so he can spray anyone who looks like 'em

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5. I think it's a Richie Rich comic. Come on, have some fun with it :)

[MilesColtrane]

6. Official certification from the Fraternal Order of Stormtroopers?

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7. A ragged copy of "How to make friends and influence people?"

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8. I know, it's a copy of "I'm okay, you're okay"!

[Ineeda]

9. "How to Abuse Power in Four Easy Steps"

Step 1. Acquire a badge
Step 2. Acquire pepper spray
Step 3. Select an innocent target
Step 4. Spray

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10. "Men are from Mars, Women get maced."

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11. I just thought a laugh or two might help diffuse the ugliness involved. Peace to everyone.

[Scuba]

12. Those are lab results from the STD clinic. Positives are highlighted.

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13. Ooops!

[Tunkamerica]

14. Enhancing... enhancing...

[boston bean]

15. I wonder if he is union, or is he in management?