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[Ichingcarpenter]

Jon Stewart Puts the Blame Where it Belongs – The Republican Base



“You want to add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week you just add some new idiot… Have you ever considered the possibility that your candidates aren’t the problem — it’s you?”

“It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points. I want someone who is going to cut taxes and balance the budget, someone who’s a skilled orator and doesn’t talk all fancy, a child of poor immigrants who will build a fence to keep them out of this country, someone who’s strong enough for a man but pH balanced for a woman, someone who will roll up their sleeves but not show their arms.”

“It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator and, even then, for only a fraction of a second before you all remember how much you all hate science. You guys need to take a long hard look in the mirror — you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, ‘There is something wrong with this mirror.’”


http://www.politicususa.com/en/jon-stewart-puts-the-blame-where-it-belongs-the-republican-base

[Richardo]

1. ‘There is something wrong with this mirror.’

Perfect. Great rant. :patriot:

[laundry_queen]

2. Nails it! nt

[FSogol]

3. Perfect. n/t

[MatthewStLouis]

4. Hear! Hear! Well said! n/t

[Jack Rabbit]

5. K/R

[Bandit]

6. I wonder if he thinks Tea Baggers actually watch his show....

:shrug: Talking to the wind I guess.

[Ichingcarpenter]

9. The Particle Accelerator Physics Joke

was over their head... mmm..... I wonder what heavy element he was talking about?

[kenfrequed]

10. Hmmph

In some cases I think the idea of boiling water might be above the heads of the tea party.

[gratuitous]

11. Unobtainium, of course

Didn't you see Avatar?

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. Weapons Grade Balonium

Even small amounts will cause brain poisoning.
:nuke:

[joeybee12]

7. Great...knr

[yellowcanine]

8. you need to take a long hard look in the mirror and not come away thinking, ‘There is something

wrong with this mirror.’”

:rofl: Jon Stewart hits another home run!