If Chris Christie was pResident the deficit would soar, like AshCraft's Eagle

[Hubert Flottz]

The gubmint would need to hire and extra secret service team to wipe the pResident's azz!(his arms can't be long enough to do that himself)(Chris Christie is the biggest thing to land in New Jersey since the night the Hindenburg burned)

[Hubert Flottz]

1. The grocery bill at 1600 PA. Ave would quadpuple and...

there'd be a new popcorn machine in every room.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. There'd be bars in ever room...

Candy Bars!

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3. That vegetable garden out back would be converted to a barbecue pit.

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4. He'd single handedly gang up on the democrats...

They'd have to put overload springs on AF1

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5. And proud liberals such as yourself could pat themselves on their collective backs.

Because after all, "Yo President is SO Fat..." jokes are so progressive.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. I'm a democrat...

What are you?

"All ye Poets of the Age!
All ye Witlings of the Stage!
Learn your Jingles to reform!
Crop your Numbers and Conform:
Let your little Verses flow
Gently, Sweetly, Row by Row:
Let the Verse the Subject fit;
Little Subject, Little Wit.
Namby-Pamby is your Guide;
Albion's Joy, Hibernia's Pride."

Henry Carey

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7. I know you are but what am I.

Hey, look, we have something in common! A kindergarten sense of humor!

[Hubert Flottz]

8. I've seen your type of posts before...

Maybe in kindergarten?

Edit...I kind of pre-date Kindergarten, BTW. They never had that at the school of hard knocks.

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9. Sorry, Sparky, but there are assholes and there are fat assholes.

CC happens to be the latter. That's just the way the hand was dealt.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. Well 11B...the GOPers are just trying to find themselves.

Looks like all their hopefuls so far, are real losers. Newt, Michelle, Sarah, Rick, Sick Rick, Mitt, Ron, Plotney...the cream of their crop, is more like last year's buttermilk. Bush set the tone for a generation to come...LOSER!

Edit So they look for a place to vent. I'm tough...I'm a chubby old school democrat.

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11. I see how this is played.

It's not enough to call someone out for being an asshole when it's so much more fun to insert a lardass joke. I'll have to remember that next time a woman, a minority, a handicapped person, an atheist, a Muslim, or a mentally challenged individual is an asshole and I start a thread about them. I'm sure it'll be a real laugh riot around here.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. I wasn't joking really...

Edit...If I was I would have started out like, "Did you hear the one about..."

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15. If I were joking I would have said, "So the horse walks into a bar..."

But Christie does need to push back from the table every now and then. No joke.

Here he is, going to his son's baseball game.

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16. Christie's skid marks prolly weigh more than a normal human.

If he went to a debate they'd have to put counterweights on the other end of the stage.

Edit...He'd be the first pResident with hydraulic outriggers.

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17. Well, there was William H. Taft, who weighed 335 pounds when he left the White House.

He was a Republican oinker too. He had to have a special bathtub installed in the White House so he could fit in it.

How much does Christie weigh?

[Hubert Flottz]

18. "How much does Christie weigh?"

I don't know, but I heard the last official government scale he stepped up on said, "one semi tractor and trailer at a time please, restart your engine and pass your log book in at the next window, please."

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13. It's a distinguishing feature. Ann Coulter is a skinny skank. Ron Christie is ...

a cross-eyed dipshit. George W. Bush is an inarticulate fuckwad. Brit Hume is a human Shar Pei. Roger Ailes is a bald charlatan. Barack Obama is handsome, toned, fit, and ready to kick some Repuke ass.

None of this is my fault.

[Hubert Flottz]

14. LMAO

None of that is untrue. The only thing the GOP has going for it, is MONEY and fools.

Edit...and that ain't no joke!

I remember when I was serving my country as a Vietnam era draftee in the US Army, how the drill instructors and training officers called all of we recruits, all kinds of names, "Maggot" "Shit Bag" "Shit Bird" "Fat Ass" being some of the kinder ones. I don't understand, why I shouldn't be able to call a lying fat ass republican parasite, like I see him? I paid my taxes, I did my time...