Beer heist goes about as wrong as possible

[n2doc]

By Olsen Ebright
NBCLosAngeles.com
updated 9/23/2011 5:49:53 PM ET

An alleged beer burglary in Covina ended with three 19-year-olds in custody and a botched getaway that injured a store employee and reportedly sent one suspect through a car wash on foot, police say.

Nicholas Kalscheuer and Nicholas Fiumetto are accused of trying to steal beer from the Baja Ranch Market, located at 425 S. Citrus Ave., according to Covina police.
On Wednesday around 3 p.m., the men entered the store and each grabbed a 30-pack of Tecate beer, said police.

"As they walked to exit the store, Kalscheuer dropped the beer due to store employees following him, and continued to follow Fiumetto, who was still holding the 30-pack of beer," according to a statement from Covina police.

Kalscheuer was detained by a store employee while Fiumetto managed to hop in the vehicle with his beer, according to police.

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[grantcart]

1. fucking priceless but good to know that

The Tecate was recovered.



Wouldn't be surprised if the police had to file a disability claim resulting from rupturing their diaphram due to excessive laughing while chasing Fiumetto (the Einstein pictured on the far right above) into an automatic car wash that was working at the time.

[Frustratedlady]

3. Would that be before or after the "attitude adjustment?"

That kid has some major problems.

[ThoughtCriminal]

2. Was it planned by Bill Kristol?

"Wrong as possible"

[RagAss]

4. Are these the "Little Rascals ?"

[Odin2005]

5. What's with the funny face on the 3rd guy? LOL

[pinboy3niner]

6. That's his carnauba makeover

:rofl:

[ashling]

10. Practicing for San Quentin

[LWolf]

7. The face of a 2 yo who was told "no."

:rofl:

[Generic Other]

8. They look like they were on an episode of Dragnet

The kid on the right just got the lecture from Joe Friday.

[pinboy3niner]

9. He got waxed and buffed...

At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Oooh oooh oooh
(Car wash, girl)

:rofl:

[spanone]

11. they look like the current lineup of the three stooges

guy on he right cracks me up

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Initech]

12. This sounds like something out of Reno 911...

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. One of the chases at the end of the Benny Hill show!