Moronic champagne toast organized to mock "jobless hippies" of #OccupyWallStreet

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Pro-Business Types Respond to #OccupyWallStreet by Organizing "Anti-Hippie Protester Champagne Toast"


The "Occupy Wall Street" protests: thousands of taxpayers demanding accountability from greedy corporations, or a bunch of loathsome, dirty hippies crowding the sidewalk? You know where we stand on the matter, but some pro-Wall Street types apparently disagree, and they've organized a rather absurd sounding counter-protest to make sure all the dirty hippies know it.

Via Gawker, we find the Facebook invite for the "Anti-Hippy (sic) Protester Champagne Toast on Wall Street":

Let's toast to all the jobless hippies protesting on wall street and the enitre financial distric about god knows what. They have shown vallient effort and even though we hate them lets give them a free shower! (they havent showered in weeks) So... Tomorrow at 4pm we will be having a byob champagne toast/shower to welcome all the protesters and bathe them in good riddence. (Sic, sic, sic, sic.)

More, from an events-page comment written by the organizer:

These guys are so pathetic and it was awesome watching them get dragged around and whooped by cops. Hey dumb non tax paying hippies.. You are costing people who actually have jobs more money by making 400 extra police occupy lower manhattan for two weeks ... Can't wait to see you Guys tomorrow - I'll be the guy handing out hippie muffins for free with laxatives baked in so after you shit yourselves uncontrollably we will spray you with champagne like we won a championship game. Only if you haven't been arrested for being a duche before that."

So #OccupyWallStreet protesters, beware of the grammatically-challenged guy handing out laxative-laced muffins and swilling champers today!


By Lauren Kelley | Sourced from AlterNet
Posted at September 23, 2011, 9:22 am


http://www.alternet.org/newsandviews/article/670617/pro-business_types_respond_to_%23occupywallstreet_by_organizing_%22anti-hippie_protester_champagne_toast%22/

[monmouth]

1. Nasty is as nasty does. What awful people...n/t

[virgogal]

2. This type of thing was inevitable.

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. Good. More fuel for the fire.

[orpupilofnature57]

4. Let them eat sh-t ,anything they do besides Robbing Geriatrics is a +

Misanthropes ,if i got the trots my first move would be to go ask to use the bathroom in every restaurant in Manhattan ,and expecting to be denied I would make sure 100 of my Friends were right behind me ,but not too close.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporatism

[abelenkpe]

5. Stay classy wall street. nt

[ProfessionalLeftist]

6. Those "hippies" could pay taxes if there were any jobs for them. Unfortunately, Wall St corprats

sent most US jobs to China, India, and Mexico to get the cheap labor.

But yea, that's what psychopaths do. They yank the rug out from under people, then debase and insult them because the don't have a rug to stand on and have to stand on the dirt. These same mentally unstable cretins would chop your arm off with a hatchet and then complain and insult you because you're bleeding.

These are the types who run the world.

[roguevalley]

7. if anyone is a 'duche' its this tiny penis guy.

[GoCubsGo]

8. Free champagne!!!

If I was there, I'd just stand there with my mouth open while they sprayed it on me. And, don't the victors usually get doused with champagne? Nothing like letting the cat out of the bag regarding the poisoned muffins, too. What a schmuck!

[DonCoquixote]

9. Hey China

When you take over the country, these folks are the first you need to send to the death camps. Remember the only reason they let you take the country over was because, like Charlie Manson, they assumed you would look to them for leadership, show them they are wrong.

[rationalcalgarian]

10. To the smirking blonde bitch on the balcony:

Whose dick did you suck to get there?

[HughBeaumont]

11. Just a hint . . .

. . . when you're using dustbin 60s smack to make fun of someone, be sure to run that shit through spellcheck before publishing. Kind of makes you look like a "duche". And can you translate "bathe them in good riddence" for me? Did you fall off monkey bars when you were 4?

Stay classy, Kleptocrat. Reagan was a shitty president and trickle down economics fists the working/middle/poor. Sorry if you didn't get the memo.

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. They are STARTING to pay attention

I posted it earlier and got our own version of champagne tossing.

[ikri]

13. Hope they've got strong passwords

If there's one group of people that I wouldn't want to personally antagonise online it's Anonymous.

[Selatius]

14. For somebody who claims to hail from the upper crust his spelling is as bad as the dumbest asswipes.

What a fucking moron.

[malaise]

15. These fuggers are sick

Their arrogance and hubris is breath-taking.

[joshcryer]

16. laxative-laced muffins = poison and a felony

I hope they do it, the idiots.

[NYC Liberal]

17. Question: How often do you see liberals advocating and cheering violence against tea baggers?

it was awesome watching them get dragged around and whooped by cops.

Right-wingers love violence and watching people get beat up, don't they?

I can't think of anyone advocating actual violence against tea bagger protesters. Sure we laugh at them or mock them, but we don't cheer "whoopings" by cops.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

18. Do these nutbags think they are endearing themselves to anyone?

Because I know hard core Republicans were are speaking against the party who are being completely idiotic, like the rep from Louisiana whining that he only has $400,000 left over after feeding his family and paying taxes. He is from a state that has a really high poverty rate. I don't think he needs to worry about reelection.

[Downtown Hound]

19. What's funny is that they actually think anybody gives a shit what they think.

Oh no, they said harsh words! Mommy! Help me!

[Rex]

20. Fuck the pro-war crowd for calling people hippies!

I hope all their children end up fighting in Iraq or Afghanistan! Kidding, uber-rich assholes would never allow their children to be in the military. That would require dedication and sacrifice.

[raouldukelives]

21. I would expect nothing less from people

Who only make money by causing suffering to other citizens of the world and by destroying the environment to ensure future generations live in misery.