What is wrong with Rick Perry's neck?

[Avalux]

It's been bugging me for awhile, and I can't quite put my finger on it. When he's looking into the camera, his shirt collar extends all the way up to his jawline and it looks like he doesn't have a neck. Very strange...

[Orrex]

1. You mean other than being attached to his empty skull?

[wilt the stilt]

11. LOL n/t

[Justitia]

23. OMG, I'm dying over here - ROFL

[Logical]

25. That is damn funny!

[NRaleighLiberal]

2. Neither did the dude in the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Separated at birth?

[FarLeftFist]

3. Neanderthalism.

[Arugula Latte]

34. Come on, that's not fair.

Neanderthals were much more enlightened.

[MADem]

4. He's thinking with George Bush's brain? They took Perry's head and

sewed it onto Bush's body....and we all know GWB's brain was in his ass!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Rick Perry's head is on it, is what's wrong with Rick Perry's neck.

It would be a much better neck if it was connected to someone else's head. A head with actual brains in it.

[mmonk]

6. It's red? I'm not looking at TV.

[TeamsterDem]

7. It's under an enormous volume of stupid. nt

[NNN0LHI]

8. What neck?

I think his head is just glued onto his shoulders.

Don

[MrMickeysMom]

18. RED neck!

With a big ole GOBBLE POUCH!

[Cirque du So-What]

28. Why do some insist that this yahoo is 'handsome?'

It looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of nickels going 50 MPH.

[MrMickeysMom]

39. Must be the nose...

Not aquiline like a "non-caucasion might be, turned up enough like a rich snob and brown at the end.

Bag - o- nickels.... Yow!

[JVS]

9. He's injured it by keeping his head up his ass.

[Avalux]

10. Ha ha great comments!! I'm going to start calling him "No Neck Rick". I like it. n/t

[GReedDiamond]

13. No neck, no brains...

...what else might Perry be missing?

The hair is good though, I guess.

[Raine]

27. His hair is good but his face looks like he ploughed the field with it

that's how he got that rough ole prune face. x(

[DesertRat]

12. Ha ha! My favorite thread of the night

:toast:

[Justitia]

24. mine too - none of the comments disappoint! -eom

[Wind Dancer]

14. Reptilian??

[rainbow4321]

15. And he never really turns his head...

Noticed it a few times, he doesn't turn his head to the side, he'll turn his entire body to whoever he is about to talk to. I never really noticed it til someone else made a post similiar to yours about his shirt/collar/neck, etc..like he has no neck muscles or no range of motion in what should be his neck.

[cutlassmama]

30. I think he's had some kind of surgery recently on his shoulders if I remember correctly.

that might have something to do with it. It was controversial because it had to do with stem cells. :crazy:

[Avalux]

31. Really?? I need to look that up. n/t

[gogero]

16. Igore

Hah~~~

[izquierdista]

17. What's on top of it

Things like that are for setting on fire and leaving on doorsteps as a (juvenile) practical joke.

[DeSwiss]

19. A riding accident. Horse stepped on his face.

- That's how he became governor of Texas. Overall, it was an improvement......

[Cirque du So-What]

29. Niedermeyer!

Dougie Niedermeyer! I thought you got fragged in 'Nam! Say hello to the rest of the Hitler Youth!

[Zoeisright]

20. No neck, no brain, no heart.

That adds up.

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. His empty suit needs alterations.

[librechik]

22. Reptilian overlords don't have necks n/t

[Raine]

26. He's related to Joe Bazooka nt

[chrisa]

32. He's actually a cyborg.

That is all.

[Wounded Bear]

33. Perhaps it needs to be stretched....?

:evilgrin:

[Brother Buzz]

35. His own stem cells are rejecting him

Adult stem cells used in Gov. Perry's back surgery

August 4, 2011
AUSTIN — Doctors used adult stem cells to help Gov. Rick Perry with his back surgery last month.

A spokesman said the stem cells were used in an "innovative way." The cells were taken from Perry's body and applied to the area where doctors decompressed a nerve and fused part of his spine. Adult stem cell therapy is different from using embryonic cells, which Perry opposes.

The Food and Drug Administration has not approved using stem cells to help people heal from surgery, but experimentation is common. Researchers do warn, however, of a slight increased cancer risk.

Perry, a Republican who is considering a run for president, has advocated research into adult stem cells. Since the July 1 surgery, Perry has worn a back brace but has maintained his work schedule.

http://www.chron.com/news/houston-texas/article/Adult-stem-cells-used-in-Gov-Perry-s-back-surgery-2082268.php

[Avalux]

36. I see! He's wearing a back brace....and his collar is high so it covers the brace.

I kinda feel bad for making fun of him now....but not really. Been suffering under him for way too long.

[Brother Buzz]

37. Don't even pretend to feel sorry for an ass that rejects science until he has skin in the game

Can you say hypocrite?

[hifiguy]

38. The unsightly growth on top of it. nt