This doesn't seem wise: Triple axe killer Thomas McCulloch is let out of prison to chop down trees

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by David Taylor, Daily Mirror 16/09/2011

A TRIPLE axe murderer has been let loose in public – to chop down trees.

Thomas McCulloch completed a course at a nature reserve, where he helped clear a pathway by cutting trees and shrubs.

McCulloch and his gay lover Robert Mone butchered a nurse, a patient and a policeman at the State Hospital, Carstairs, South Lanarks, in 1976.

A prison source said: “He may be old now but there is evidence he is still a very dangerous man.

“I don’t think it’s a good idea to let a murderer like McCulloch near sharp implements like axes.”



Read more: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/09/16/triple-axe-killer-thomas-mcculloch-is-let-out-of-prison-to-chop-down-trees-115875-23424675/

[itsrobert]

1. A constructive use of his talents

?

[Silent3]

2. Triple axes are difficult to kill.

A very dangerous man, indeed.

[msanthrope]

3. Is this the Onion? nt

[Myrina]

4. ... at least he'll be efficient at it ...

:wtf:

[Ian David]

5. Oh, he's a lumberjack and he's okay.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/1/1b/20110421124843!Lumberjack_Song.jpg

[HopeHoops]

6. At least he has a skill set that's useful.

[Spirochete]

7. With a last name like that

he should be using a chain saw. Just sayin'...