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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 10:57 AM
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Schweddy Balls Make AFA Squirm
The American Family Association affiliate OneMillionMoms is calling on activists to boycott Ben & Jerry’s because of the company’s new Schweddy Balls ice cream. In an email, the group describes the legendary Saturday Night Live skit featuring Alec Baldwin, Ana Gasteyer and Molly Shannon that gives the ice cream its name, but doesn’t see the humor in it. "The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive," the group writes.

Urging activists to demand "that no additional Schweddy Balls ice cream be distributed," the AFA wants its members to tell Ben & Jerry’s to "refrain from producing another batch with this name or any other offensive names or you will no longer be able to purchase their products." The AFA also knocks Ben & Jerry’s Hubby Hubby ice cream, produced to raise awareness of marriage equality, and laments “that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry’s”:

Ben & Jerry's announced their newest ice cream flavor which sounds anything but appealing. Schweddy Balls is the best they could come up with. The vulgar new flavor has turned something as innocent as ice cream into something repulsive. Not exactly what you want a child asking for at the supermarket.

The name originated from a Saturday Night Live skit featuring Alec Baldwin as Pete Schweddy, owner of a holiday bakery called Season's Eatings. "There are lots of great treats this time of year," Schweddy says. "Zucchini bread, fruitcake, but the thing I most like to bring out at this time of the year are my balls."

He then explains that he sells popcorn balls, cheese balls, rum balls—balls for every taste—and the ball puns proceed for about four minutes. Ben & Jerry's chose to go with fudge-covered rum and malt balls for their flavor. The skit culminates in Baldwin stating that "No one can resist my Schweddy Balls."

In the past, Ben & Jerry's has released controversial ice creams, like a special edition of Chubby Hubby called Hubby Hubby last year which celebrated gay marriage. It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry's.

The ice cream is being released in a limited batch, which means it will be distributed nationwide but only for three or four months. If it proves popular, another batch might be forthcoming, but we hope not.

"The name is irreverent," says Ben & Jerry's spokesman Sean Greenwood. "But we've always been about having some irreverence and having some fun ... We're not trying to offend people. Our fans get the humor."

TAKE ACTION

Please send Ben & Jerry's Public Relations Manager, Sean Greenwood, an email letter requesting that no additional Schweddy Balls ice cream be distributed. Also, highly recommend they refrain from producing another batch with this name or any other offensive names or you will no longer be able to purchase their products.

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/schweddy-balls-make-afa-squirm
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:00 AM
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1. schweddy balls -- just saying it makes me smile.
what?
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:00 AM
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2. My next dinner party...
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 11:01 AM by Hepburn
...we definitely ARE having Schweddy Balls for dessert! :thumbsup:
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:03 AM
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3. I will buy Schweddy Balls ice cream, even though I'm not a rum fan.
Just so it's successful. That was one of my all time favorite Saturday Night Live skits. No matter what Alec Baldwin does, I'll always love him for it.
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ceile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:04 AM
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4. Too funny!
Probably one of the best sketches of all time.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:04 AM
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5. Be sure to copy AFA on your e-mail to Ben & Jerry's
Herewith the beginning of a list of suggested e-names:

I.P. Freely
I.C. Weiner
Hugo First
Amanda Huggin-Kiss
Seymour Butz
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:06 AM
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6. The "classic" one?
"Mike Hunt"

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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 12:52 PM
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28. He's my county sherriff.
No joke.
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 04:10 PM
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45. OMG....
....hope the name sign on his desk says, "Michael Hunt!" :hi:
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:08 AM
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7. how about Stephen Colbert's PAC contributors, Liqa Madiq and Munchma Quchi?
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ehrnst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 12:01 PM
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26. Fudge Skid or Dingleberry! (nt)
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ThatsMyBarack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 10:13 PM
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50. Oliver Closshoff!
BTW, that new ice-cream flavor sounds :9!
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Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:14 AM
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8. No one can resist my Schwetty Balls
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 11:15 AM by Brother Buzz
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mn9driver Donating Member (877 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:21 AM
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9. These jokers want in my bedroom, and now my fridge, too?
I'll be happy to invite them over to have a bite of my Schweddy Balls.
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:25 AM
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10. So, They Don't Like Schweddy Balls?
Well, no one is forcing them to like Schweddy Balls. We live in a free country, and we're all free to have as much Schweddy Balls as we damn well please.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:59 AM
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24. Right. If you don't like Schweddy Balls, then don't put them in your mouth.
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:29 AM
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11. Not even Schweddy balls can make ice cream repulsive. n/t
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:29 AM
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12. Please don't make me kick this vulgar thread
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 11:30 AM by SpiralHawk
The AFA is so, um, wise or whatever to CALL HUGE SCREAMING ATTENTION TO THE GODFORESAKEN SCHWEDDY BALLS.

Really swift of them. No one will notice the SCHWEDDY BALLS if the AFA keeps having a Public Poutrage Publicity Party.

Right.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-HJgfnbU_Fgk/Tm5KsBwxh4I/AAAAAAAAG6k/S8ZU1TN7RnU/s1600/schweddy+balls.jpg
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Harmony Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:28 PM
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42. I prefer Imagine Whirled Peace to be honest
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Lucinda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:34 AM
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13. The name makes me laugh...people that I know who have tried it have been
disappointed though. They all have said it's not very good.
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cali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:00 PM
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30. I like it.
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masmdu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:44 AM
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14. I had some last week. It was VERY good. I even let my wife have a lick of my Schweddy Balls
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qb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:45 AM
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15. Are they really Ben & Jerry's customers?I thought prudes only like vanilla.
:rofl:
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:46 AM
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16. "Schweddy Balls! Our fav." - TeaBaggers (R)
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 11:48 AM by SpiralHawk
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libodem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:51 AM
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17. That's funny
I don't care who you are. Good one!
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:54 AM
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18. My outrage meter is not moving at all.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:55 AM
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19. Oh! In that case I'm going to buy a case of Ben and Jerry's Sweddy Balls
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 12:00 PM by 1monster
ice cream. I loved their Karamel Sutra too. Wish they'd bring that one back!
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 12:55 PM
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29. I just saw Karamel Sutra in a local grocery store.
I don't think it has gone anywhere. I'm wondering if we'll see the Schweddy Balls here. Too many AFA types in these parts. What a shame, if that's the case. Schweddy Balls sounds really, really good. I hope I get the chance to try it.
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Rainbowreflect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:34 PM
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36. You need to go into your local store and demand some
Schweddy Balls right now!
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 04:23 PM
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46. I believe I will.
Edited on Tue Sep-20-11 04:25 PM by GoCubsGo
And, not just because I am a HUGE fan of malted milk balls. :-)

I suspect that Kroger will probably carry it, and Publix, too. They usually have the best B & J's selection.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:41 PM
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37. I checked the flavor locater on the site and Karamel Sutra is available... just not in the
grocery store I frequent.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:55 AM
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20. I have but one thing to say to the AFA-Rent Boy!
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Denninmi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:56 AM
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21. Well, if they didn't like Alec Baldwin's Schweddy Balls,
They probably won't be too thrilled with Betty White's Dusty Muffin either.
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Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:57 AM
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22. Schweddy Balls make me squirm too!
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
:rofl: at AFA
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SecularMotion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:58 AM
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23. Thanks to Ben & Jerry's
for pissing off the religious right!

:applause:
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 12:00 PM
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25.  Geebus.
Just how tight is that stick up their ass? :eyes:
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sarcasmo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 12:26 PM
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27. Just finished my three my walk
and my oh my do I have some Schweddy Balls.
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:02 PM
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31. Kick and Rec for B & J's Schweddy Balls
This is my response to this quote: "It seems that offending customers has become an annual tradition for Ben & Jerry's."

It seem that offending the general public has become an everyday tradition for the AFA.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:07 PM
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32. These people need to learn that there's life outside religion!
:banghead:
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Viking12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:21 PM
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33. "I notice your balls are a little mishapen"
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hifiguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:28 PM
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34. This is hilarious
I don't think the Ben & Jerry's demographic overlaps much with the religulously insane. :rofl:

Gonna have to check that out for myself at the B&J's two blocks from my apartment. I do loves me some Ben & Jerry's.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 01:29 PM
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35. Ben & Jerry's should name their next flavor "AFAcrissakes Get A Sense of Humor"
or "OneMillionHumorlessWorrywarts"
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stevenleser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:17 PM
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38. Its not enough for them to be fundy bigots, now they have to be humorless fundy bigots? nt
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stevenleser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:54 PM
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44. I used OneMillionMoms own email system to send this email to Ben & Jerrys
Dear Mr. Greenwood:

Please ignore the uptight people from OneMillionMoms. They are part of the same organization (American Family Association) that discriminates against the LGBT community and are generally uptight and up in arms against anything even remotely funny.

I'm happy to use their email system to tell you that your new Ice Cream Flavor is hilarious!

Steve
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Dorian Gray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:20 PM
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39. Who cares?
The AFA just gives it more publicity.

Though, to be honest, I have no desire to have Schweddy Balls ice cream. It's not the most appetizing name. Though it is funny.
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:25 PM
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40. If you've never seen the skit...
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:26 PM
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41. To help bring back the AFA crowd, Ben & Jerry's OBVIOUS next step...
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... is to come out with a flavor simply known as "Santorum".
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Celebrating a great rightwing figure in this manner should appease them.
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http://spreadingsantorum.com/
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Ew.
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Stinky The Clown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 02:44 PM
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43. The AFA makes me squirm - in disgust
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 05:00 PM
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47. I can't imagine going into the holiday season without Schweddy Balls. nt
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lindysalsagal Donating Member (444 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 06:18 PM
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48. Reassuring to know the AFA is guarding me against serious threats like ice cream
They really care about me.
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MH1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 10:10 PM
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49. Dang, I'm going to go buy some ASAP
and maybe buy quite a bit of it. Then I'll write to AFA and tell them how much I enjoyed it, and thanks for inspiring me to try it, since I had been planning to give it a pass (being someone to whom ice cream is a dangerous addiction). :evilgrin:
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cabot Donating Member (101 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 10:15 PM
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51. There was a mayor in Indiana
who was named Harry Baals. His first wife was named Minnie. True story. Oh, and screw the AFA - they are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical, lousy bastards.
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ChoppinBroccoli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-20-11 11:40 PM
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52. And Here I Thought These Right-Wing Relgious Kooks Had No Sense Of Humor
Pshaw!
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