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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:38 AM Original message |
My dog just got fired! (yep, you heard that right!) |
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TBF (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
1. Aw, poor puppy. Perhaps he could be useful in retrieving slippers or something? nt |
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mysuzuki2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:45 AM Response to Original message |
2. is he eligible for unemployment? |
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Autumn (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. Mine retrieves the chickens for me. |
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boston bean (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
4. have the mailman drop the paper at the end of the driveway. |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:08 AM Response to Reply #4 |
9. No can do.... |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:54 AM Response to Original message |
5. what kind of severance package does his employer provide? |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:22 AM Response to Reply #5 |
13. Unfortunately for him, he didn't read the contract.... |
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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
6. Train him to get the mail then. Learn new skills |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
7. One idea until he finds another job... |
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Honeycombe8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:09 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. That's what I was thinking, too! Good solution. nt |
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Uben (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:11 AM Response to Reply #7 |
11. I actually thought about that..... |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:41 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. you said upthread... |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 12:00 PM Response to Reply #11 |
18. That's true, but... |
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Voice for Peace (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 01:10 PM Response to Reply #11 |
20. shared sacrifice.. |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:05 AM Response to Original message |
8. I had no idea the economy was this bad. |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:14 AM Response to Original message |
12. Technology kills another job! |
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dems_rightnow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
14. OMG! |
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Safetykitten (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
15. Poor puppy-bear. Put him on unemployment for 5 biscuits a day. |
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LiberalEsto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 11:41 AM Response to Original message |
17. I can relate |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 12:15 PM Response to Original message |
19. Meh... |
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MadMaddie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 01:49 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. If he gets sick then he can depend on the local churches and |
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Liberal_in_LA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Sep-18-11 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
22. You dog needs to be retrained. Sign him up at a for-profit college, paid for with big loans |
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