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Horse with no Name Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:18 PM
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OMG I just about fell off the couch
Was watching Lawrence O'Donnell and some woman was talking about healthcare by Perry re: the Gardisil vaccine.

She called it Perry-care.:spray:

In the hospital--peri-care is where you take care of the female hygiene of a patient!:rofl:

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DearAbby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:25 PM
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1. ROFLMAO
From a former Healthcare aide, had to do A LOT of perri-care
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:36 PM
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2. med school and residency was awhile ago
but damn I never even clued into that. ;-)
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:37 PM
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3. Named for the perianal area of the body...
Edited on Fri Sep-16-11 07:40 PM by JuniperLea
:rofl:

Perianal: Located around the anus, the opening of the rectum to the outside of the body. Peri- is a prefix borrowed from the Greek. It means "around or about." So pericardial is around the heart. Perinatal is around birth. And periumbilical is around the umbilicus (the belly button). Peri- is a useful prefix in anatomy and so is much employed in medicine. Pericardial fluid is fluid around the heart. Periaortic lymph nodes are lymph nodes around the aorta. A perianal abscess is an abscess (a local accumulation of pus) that forms next to the anus causing tender swelling in that area and pain on defecation.


http://www.medterms.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=7889



Gotta love any definition that includes the word 'defecation!'
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gkhouston Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:40 PM
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4. Well, if it's associated with Perry, it had better be close to an asshole. n/t
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:42 PM
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6. BaDumTish!
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Enthusiast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-11 08:44 AM
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11. This is turning me on.
I kid.
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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:40 PM
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5. Isn't it Michelle Bachman who coined the "Perrycare" term?
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shamocrat Donating Member (23 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 07:49 PM
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7. Perry Care and ObamaCare
Should we call Perry's "Plan" or lack there of perry-care?
like Fox did by calling the health care bill ObamaCare?
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Still Blue in PDX Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 08:48 PM
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8. Short for perineum. Men have one, too.
The area between the anus and whatever equipment is in front of it.

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Flubadubya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-16-11 08:59 PM
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9. LOL, or more colloquially known as...
TAINT :rofl:
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Still Blue in PDX Donating Member (633 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-11 12:44 AM
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10. I did not know that!
:rofl:

I love learning new words, and this is a great one. I had to look it up. You made my whole week worthwhile.

www.urbandictionary.com/define :spray:

The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts. See durf.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-17-11 10:12 AM
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12. Hm.
Always called it the assneck, myself....
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