Make an exception. Help out a radical righist Iowa Republican

[DFW]

Rep. Stephen King, R-IA, has gone off the deep end, calling for a Congressional investigation into why
the half-brother of Barack Obama's deceased father was hiding in the country, charged with a DUI in
Massachusetts (there's a place you can hide in Massachusetts? oh well).

Rep. King must be hard up financially. He should be parading around with the wizards and grand fleagles,
or whatever it is they call themselves, of the KKK. He obviously doesn't want, in the name of austerity,
to spend the necessary taxpayer funds for clean white sheets to wear to the Capitol every day.

I therefore suggest that everyone who can afford it send him a nice big white clean sheet so he can at
least show up in Congress in the style in which he would like to become accustomed.

Rep. Stephen King, R-IA
1131 Longworth Building
Washington, DC 20515

Sign the gift with "Regards, uncle Omar."

I'm positive he'll thank each and every upstanding citizen who sends him a white sheet--if not on the House floor,
then at least at his next KKK cross burning.

[notadmblnd]

1. and for the low price of 145.00 he can wear the uniform proudly

in the house.
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