How would Republicans deal with an uninsured, unborn fetus, gestating inside a death-row inmate?

[kpete]

Deep Thought
posted by GOLDY on TUE, SEP 13, 2011 at 11:13 AM

Republican debate audiences cheer death. They cheer the death of death-row inmates, even the potentially innocent ones. And they cheer the death of the uninsured sick. And yet, Republicans are passionately "Pro-Life" when it comes to the unborn.

Huh. So how do you think Republicans would react to the prospect of an uninsured, unborn fetus, gestating inside the uterus of a death-row inmate?

How would Republicans deal with an uninsured, unborn fetus, gestating inside a death-row inmate?

1. Bring the fetus to term, then kill the mother. Every life is sacred.
2. The fetus must take personal responsibility for its own poor choices.
3. Caught in a logical loop, like Nomad in Star Trek episode #32, they will self-destruct in an enormous explosion.

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[tomg]

1. You missed one:

1) Bring the fetus to term
2) then kill the mother
3) then bill the fetus for its own birth and 9 months room and board
4) then prosecute the fetus for fraud.

[RC]

2. I doubt they could wrap their heads around the conflict in the first place.

But #1 would be the natural course of things - just appeal till the fetus is a born baby, then kill the mother. Any other course is nonsensical for them.

[gateley]

3. If the baby is White, #1, if the baby is Non-White, #2. nt

[unblock]

4. depends on if the fetus is a registered democrat or not.

[lumberjack_jeff]

5. Is it Hispanic? n/t

[HopeHoops]

6. Wait until the baby is born and then kill both of them.