Next Time You Need To Go To An Emergency Room

[lame54]

Go to a church instead

They have all the right equipment

They'll take care of you

Their staffed for it

and it's all free

Thanks Ron Paul

[HappyMe]

1. Yay! Health care!

:crazy:

[gordianot]

2. Be sure to do your part if you want a Doctor and bring a chicken.

[KansDem]

3. Haven't you heard? Medical costs keep going up.

Better make that two chickens...

[gordianot]

5. Sorry my mistake how about a Turkey? I also want to become an alternative medicine provider.

When will I be able to write my own prescription scripts? Blood makes me squeamish expect no surgery. No need to worry about malpractice after they get rid of attorneys, and courts. As to the drugs I can make my own when everything is legal.

[phantom power]

4. I think he meant we'll use regular doctors, but we'll all hold bake sales to pay for it.

Equally deluded, of course.

[RKP5637]

6. Just pray it away at home, no need to get any medical help at all!

:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

[Overseas]

7. Don't forget to bring chickens to barter for services.

[HopeHoops]

8. Cool, man, so I can like walk into a church, say "ow" and get morphine? COOL!

[lame54]

9. Shhh - be cool...

you have to ask for "Holy Water"

[HopeHoops]

10. I don't have to play "choir boy" or anything to get the good stuff, do I?

[lame54]

11. What happens in the confessional stays in the confessional

[HopeHoops]

12. Damn. I always thought those were the rest rooms.

[lame54]

15. in that case...

let's hope it doesn't stay in there

[hunter]

13. If you were good with God you wouldn't be sick. Or poor.

Duh.

[ThatsMyBarack]

14. What if you're Jewish?

Can I convert to Xianity if it would get me free stuff?

[Arugula Latte]

16. But what about that whole "eight days of presents" gig.

That's a pretty sweet deal -- do you really want to give that up? (But, then, not so much if you get stuff like socks.)

[lame54]

17. .

[BR_Parkway]

18. Just go to the Congressman's office - he's a Dr and said he treats people

for free when they can't afford it. It'd be funny/sad if a few thousand folks showed up at his door tomorrow asking for medical treatment