for your captioning pleasure...

[kpete]

[phantom power]

1. "No, you see paper covers rock, like so"

[yurbud]

2. this is how much difference Wall Street will tolerate between you and the GOP.

[Richardo]

3. "Lifts? Yeah, you got me - I wear 'em. Reich's are like this tall."

[JoePhilly]

4. And now young sky-walker, you will die.

[spanone]

5. ...do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around....

[liberal N proud]

6. Timothy Geitner does his best Donald Rumsfeld imitation.

[Demoiselle]

7. Secretary Geitner explains to President Obama why

..some men need to prove themselves making humongous amounts of money playing the markets.


(I'll admit, the gesture is usually horizontal.)

[Rex]

8. "But I thought in three dimensional chess, the pawn is over the bishop.

like so...am I wrong Mr. President? I just learned how to play checkers and I suck at it!"

[adhd_what_huh]

15. WoW...only took 8 post for Obama bashing to begin.

[Bucky]

21. Oh, boo-fucking-hoo. Grow a sense of humor.

Sheesh.

[Rex]

22. Really? You are desperate and grasping at straws.

Wow...stupid post reply in...3...2...1

[kentuck]

9. If we can get the unemployment to go from here....

to here...then you can win the election.

[Motown_Johnny]

10. "You see, all the poor people are down below here.. and the rest of us are up above here...."

[Cleita]

11. "Got this hero sandwich at the Mall and it was this high."n/t

[pinboy3niner]

12. "I only missed it by THIS much"

[DFab420]

13. No seriously. The meringue is like this high. You have to try some before it's gone

[peace13]

14. Does this jacket make my belly look big? n/t

[trackfan]

16. "You're getting sleepy...very sleepy..."

[dixiegrrrrl]

17. "Turbo tax saved me THIS much of a normal tax bill"

[Shagbark Hickory]

18. The plan will create *this many* new jobs.

[lame54]

19. "George Bush is here and you're right here."

[Bucky]

20. "Hand ji-ive... a-hand jive! *clap, clap* Hand ji-ive... a-hand jive!"

[Safetykitten]

23. Timmy, always the jokester performs his "missing the money" trick for the President.

[sfpcjock]

24. "See the economic tsunami just needed the New York Fed to tip it $350 Billion

to push it back out of the harbor."

[Politicalboi]

25. They're little people

I saw them with my own eyes.