Obama is coming for your first born

[Telly Savalas]

It was implied in his speech.

[fadedrose]

1. I missed that....nt

[lamp_shade]

2. Rec

[Bluebear]

18. Lol you would

[classof56]

3. Uh...my first born is about to turn 43.

What's President Obama got in mind, do ya think? I know the repukes want to deny her the Social Security she's been paying into for 25 years or so, which doesn't suit me too well, but what's the president up to?

[virgogal]

4. My first born is older than he is----and bigger.

[DevonRex]

5. No, he already ate their brains. Then they turned into zombies. Nt

[cali]

6. oh for fuck's sake.

[bigwillq]

7. Sucks for my sister.

:P :evilgrin: :rofl:

She beat me out by 9 minutes.

[tularetom]

8. She's now 48 years old and a grandmother

If I give him her address can he come to get her today?

[elleng]

9. Sorry, sir; she's just married!

:hi:

[Liberal Veteran]

10. That's cool. Little brats are bleeding me dry.

Oh wait, I'm gay. I don't have any kids.

[Turbineguy]

11. My first born needs new tires for his car.

Should I wait with the tires?

[Number23]

12. But he also said that if you guess his entire name and do his special dance

he'll leave him/her be.

[Major Hogwash]

13. They need the blood to spread on the lentils.

And on the asparagus that they will be casting.

Whirled peas is not just a goal, it's a way to scream GGOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!

[SidDithers]

14. Kick & fucking rec...

:thumbsup:

Sid

[whistler162]

15. Yup... saw this in a commentary by someone claiming to be

a liberal! Must be true no matter what the actual evidence shows!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

16. Finally! I'll get the bum outta the house! It's time to party!

:party: :bounce:






I'm kidding, sweetie! :hide:

[Bonobo]

17. Lile I said, crappy sarcasm... is crappy.

You should stop because you're not good at it.

It's kinda like an old dude trying to wear low-rider jeans. It's just lame.

[mmonk]

19. No, just us and our safety nets as we get closer to retirement.