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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:15 PM
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Woman bites St. Pete man in 'vampire' attack
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) - Police say a woman told a 69-year-old St. Petersburg man she was a vampire before biting off chunks of his face and part of his lip.

Milton Ellis told police Thursday he was sleeping in his motorized wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters when the attack happened.

Police spokesman Mike Puetz says the man woke up to find 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith on top of him. Ellis escaped after the attack and called police. Police found Smith at the restaurant, half naked and covered in blood.

The injuries to Ellis required stitiches.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/15424805/woman-bites-st-pete...
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hlthe2b Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:17 PM
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1. OMG...
talk about your "rude" awakenings....











yeah, I know... :spank:
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razorman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:43 PM
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11. Now the old guy can go around bragging about the 22-year-old chick that was "all over him".
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:17 PM
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2. I can see this in Keith's "Time Marches On" segment.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:17 PM
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3. Trouble comes in all forms. Although I'd advise not sleeping on the porch
of a vacant Hooters.
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demwing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:59 PM
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12. heh heh heh....
images...
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:20 PM
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4. there are several things really wrong with this story.
starting with the guy taking a nap in his wheelchair on the porch of a 'vacant hooters'.
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:21 PM
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7. Dreaming about old times?
:shrug:
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:24 PM
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10. you know what they say,..
'fangs for the memories'.



:spank: :hide:
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 04:01 PM
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13. Touche.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:20 PM
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5. FLORIDA.
Just sayin'.
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William769 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:22 PM
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8. I was going to add that to my comment, but thought I would let it slide.
My bad.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 05:13 PM
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15. Criminals like warm weather and nice beaches too. That's one reason
you find so many of them in Florida. The other reason is that they go where people go. Vacationers and tourists make for rich pickin's as victims. And old people are often confused into being victims too.

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HockeyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:21 PM
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6. Florida
There HAS to be something in water, or SUNSHINE.
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TwilightGardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 03:23 PM
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9. I've lived there. If you want endless summer, you have to put up with
a greater than normal share of wackaloons.
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1monster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 05:10 PM
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14. This woman definitely requires a stay in a psych ward for evaluation...
What she did is just plain gross, as well as dangerous to the victim.
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chillspike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-09-11 05:21 PM
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16. Okay, time to get out of the country
This place is nuts.
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