Woman bites St. Pete man in 'vampire' attack

[William769]

ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. (AP) - Police say a woman told a 69-year-old St. Petersburg man she was a vampire before biting off chunks of his face and part of his lip.

Milton Ellis told police Thursday he was sleeping in his motorized wheelchair on the porch of a vacant Hooters when the attack happened.

Police spokesman Mike Puetz says the man woke up to find 22-year-old Josephine Rebecca Smith on top of him. Ellis escaped after the attack and called police. Police found Smith at the restaurant, half naked and covered in blood.

The injuries to Ellis required stitiches.

http://www.nbc-2.com/story/15424805/woman-bites-st-pete...

[hlthe2b]

1. OMG...

talk about your "rude" awakenings....











yeah, I know...

[razorman]

11. Now the old guy can go around bragging about the 22-year-old chick that was "all over him".

[sakabatou]

2. I can see this in Keith's "Time Marches On" segment.

[TwilightGardener]

3. Trouble comes in all forms. Although I'd advise not sleeping on the porch

of a vacant Hooters.

[demwing]

12. heh heh heh....

images...

[Warren DeMontague]

4. there are several things really wrong with this story.

starting with the guy taking a nap in his wheelchair on the porch of a 'vacant hooters'.

[William769]

7. Dreaming about old times?

[Warren DeMontague]

10. you know what they say,..

'fangs for the memories'.

[William769]

13. Touche.

[LeftyMom]

5. FLORIDA.

Just sayin'.

[William769]

8. I was going to add that to my comment, but thought I would let it slide.

My bad.

[1monster]

15. Criminals like warm weather and nice beaches too. That's one reason

you find so many of them in Florida. The other reason is that they go where people go. Vacationers and tourists make for rich pickin's as victims. And old people are often confused into being victims too.

[HockeyMom]

6. Florida

There HAS to be something in water, or SUNSHINE.

[TwilightGardener]

9. I've lived there. If you want endless summer, you have to put up with

a greater than normal share of wackaloons.

[1monster]

14. This woman definitely requires a stay in a psych ward for evaluation...

What she did is just plain gross, as well as dangerous to the victim.

[chillspike]

16. Okay, time to get out of the country

This place is nuts.