Due to terror threat and Congress, Obama hiding out in Texas town through weekend

[NightWatcher]

The small town in central Texas does not have any resorts or other conventional attractions, but in a statement read by spokesman, Jay Carney, The President and First Lady were wanting to "get back to the basics of love".

The statement continued "this coat and tie is chokin me" and "this successful life we're living's got us feuding like the Hatfields and McCoys". Carney added that "Out in Luckenbach, Texas ain't nobody feelin' no pain".


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[SpiralHawk]

1. "There's only two things in life that make it worth livin'." - Waylon, Willie & The Boys

"Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be Republicons..." -

Link below to a classic 3-minute youtube vid of Waylon doing Luchenbach - not bad background music to listen to while you are getting your breakfast grits together...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvZeYDBY4fw

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zg2nO_dpCJA/ThS7VtgLeDI/AAAAAAAABQs/b5HeaauXmNQ/s1600/Willie+and+Waylon.jpg

[TexasTowelie]

2. Those folks

in rural Texas don't take kindly to those illegal alien Muslims. If he wants to stay on the down-low he should go to a T-bagger rally since nobody shows up anymore.

:sarcasm:

[aquart]

3. Right. Is there supposed to be something funny here? What?

[SpiralHawk]

4. Ain't nobody feelin' no pain. Ummmm hmmmm.