Former Vice President Dick Cheney Book Tour! If you met him, WHAT would you say?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

[MineralMan]

1. I would never meet him. I would turn on my heel and leave.

It is that simple.

[Botany]

2. How much money did you and your family make on the ....

.... war in Iraq?

[Ohio Joe]

3. Option 2

I think I would wait in a rather long line to say such to that douchebag.

[hlthe2b]

4. I would tell him I met him first many years ago in WY

and had I know then how incredibly evil he would become, I would have gnawed off the arm with which I shook his hand.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. How about a pie plate full of whipped cream?

And I'm kidding!

I would never have the courage to do such a thing...

I don't want to meet him, EVER.

[gauguin57]

6. I'd ask him how the weather is in hell.

Where he lives.
"Undisclosed location," my a$$. Dude lives with Beelzebub and all his fellow demons in H-E-Double Hockey Stick.

[Brigid]

7. "Why aren't you in jail?"

That's what I would ask.

[notadmblnd]

8. I would not go near him for fear the evil might rub off

[trueblue2007]

9. other ..... I HOPE YOUR HEART GIVES OUT IN 4 DAYS

..... Then "Mr" Cheney, you can go to Hell and have tea and crumpets with the Devil.

[JanMichael]

10. Tell me what it feels like to shoot a friend in the face with a shotgun! nt

[AngryOldDem]

11. "Will your book work in a pinch if I run out of Charmin?"

[zazen]

12. What was that line from the Exorcist?

"The power of Christ compels you, the power of God compels you. . . " and then watch his inner demon gnash about.

[guitar man]

13. I'd have a large bowl of beans before I went

Say hello to my little friends!! :evilgrin: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[quaker bill]

14. being a comitted pacifist requires

that I make all reasonable efforts to avoid such encounters.

[in_cog_ni_to]

15. CITIZEN'S ARREST! CITIZEN'S ARREST! In the Gomer Pyle accent.

He's a damn war criminal. He needs to be arrested!:grr:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

16. I'd actually buy a copy if I thought it would get me close enough to him to say...

...something like:
When signing the book...
"Make it out to Gidney from WAR MONGERING TORTURING TRAITOROUS SATAN'S SPAWN"

[EFerrari]

17. You have the right to remain silent. . Anything you say may be used against you

in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney. If you can't afford one, one will be provided for you by the court.

[Blue_In_AK]

18. Funny, my husband and I were just talking about him,

as I was complaining about my headache that's throbbing to the beat of my heart. At least I have a heart to beat, right?

I, for one, will not be sad when this sorry SOB leaves this world. Grave-dancing WILL be in order.

[marlakay]

19. I'd say when was the last time you called @@ & @@

My rich republican cousins used to live next door to him and have drinks with them all the time...many years ago when they lived near dc in virginia.

My cousin used to say he was the nice one his wife was a b....

Of course cousins husband was on board of oil company so sure cheney would kiss up.....

He is too scarey to say anything mean to...i would be afraid!

[shraby]

20. Turn my back and just stand there for about a half hour.

Then walk away.

[Arugula Latte]

21. Blow up a paper bag and pop it suddenly ...

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. "What happens if I yank this tube?"

[lpbk2713]

23. You look fairly lifelike for a zombie.

Just don't get too close.