why do scientists lie so much?

[salinen]

Complete list of liars:

- Scientists
- Academics
- Environmentalists
- Feminists
- Homos
- Teachers
- Nurses
- Unions

Complete list of non-liars:

- CEO's
- Tea Partiers
- Military Contractors
- The Military
- Banks
- Wall Street

Easy huh? My radio and TV never lie.

[dionysus]

1. because zillions in research grants fund their lavish lifestyles!

:sarcasm:

[Curmudgeoness]

2. And of course liberals. They are the biggest liars of all.

Everyone knows that! :sarcasm:

[ET Awful]

6. That's because most people in the following groups are liberals :)

- Scientists
- Academics
- Environmentalists
- Feminists
- Homos
- Teachers
- Nurses
- Union

[undeterred]

3. You forgot the liberal mass media...

[durablend]

4. You forgot presidents

They NEVER lie

[Nuclear Unicorn]

5. "Don't believe everything that you breathe." n/t