Caption this Rick Perry pic

[Kadie]

Host and former U.S. Sen. Gordon Humphrey, R-N.H. , left, jumps in for a photo with Republican presidential candidate Texas Gov. Rick Perry during a party at his house, Saturday, Sept. 3, 2011 in Chichester, N.H.

[warrior1]

1. Daddy issues.

[demwing]

2. Rick Perry demonstrates his plan to capture the senior vote

"I just snatch 'em up by the scruff of thar necks and MAKE 'em vote! (...Don't mess with Texas!)"

[madmax]

3. Ahhhhhhhh

Cooties! And he wants Social Security, too.

[Auntie Bush]

4. I gotta big stomach! Love the good life!

[sfpcjock]

5. Crow's Feet meets Republikook egghead.

[sakabatou]

6. Photobombing gets political

[alphafemale]

7. It seems one-armed men that do not properly button their shirts

freak R.P. the fuck out.

[tblue]

8. Perry: Hold on now while I let one rip.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. Do. Not. Want.

[blogslut]

10. "Don't touch the hair!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Official 2011 ITFN (Idiots with Two First Names) Convention photo.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

12. never mind

was supposed to be a joke.

[SoCalDem]

15. Blue is the color of the "common man"

"blue-collar" jobs

Bush loved his blue checkered shirts.. :puke:

[liberalmuse.com]

13. Eehhhhh....

I don't want to touch you... but there are cameras... dilemma...

[UTUSN]

14. "To heck with the rumors!1" n/t

[RoccoR5955]

16. What is that growing in the geezer's ears?!?! n/t

[MoonRiver]

17. My bulging beer belly is bigger than yours, old man!

[notGaryOldman]

18. "See? This guy doesn't want Medicare!"

"He'd much rather die a slow, painful death in a homeless shelter."