What will Apple think of next? Five ridiculous predictions

[Sherman A1]

starting with the iPad Nano and heading on to the iToast this looks to be an amusing assortment...

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http://www.csmonitor.com/CSM-Photo-Galleries/In-Pictures/What-will-Apple-think-of-next-Five-ridiculous-predictions

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[sce56]

1. Very much foot in mouth fun Just like MAD TV's the iRack!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw2nkoGLhrE

[marmar]

2. They'll just redress a product with very few technical changes.....

...... hype it to no end, and the mindless zombies will stand in line for it.

[dtexdem]

4. Yeah, but I've just got to have an I-Ran.

Hey, maybe even two. ;-)

(But, actually, I hate Apple products.)

[madrchsod]

3. i want the toaster.

i have a hard time getting the toaster strudels to come out perfect from my regular toaster.

[Sherman A1]

9. I was looking really hard at the iBrick

It has a number of uses, from the obvious destruction of out of date electronics to a nice doorstop or paperweight.

:donut:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

5. here are my ideas

A dick tracy wrist video phone
a holographic display for desktops and laptops
a brain integration system, built on the recent scanning technology that appears to read thoughts.
ipads and phones that charge themselves in the sun.

[Sherman A1]

12. Perhaps future developments?

I do like the solar charger idea....

[MattBaggins]

6. iRon

"Simply plug in the retractable USB cable, wait three hours for the plate to heat up,"

That's some funny shit.

[begin_within]

7. I'm impressed that they went to all that trouble.

It was moderately funny, but impressed me more than made me laugh.

[DearAbby]

8. A lense that rests comfortably on your cheek as a pair of reading glasses

with earphone in ear. no hands internet. This will be right before they implant one directly into your brain, that version is coming 15 months later, making this model obsolete.

[stlsaxman]

10. Enjoyed this but especially OSX Liger... but think they missed a selling point-

"bred for it's skills in Magic"

:rofl:

[Earth_First]

11. Still.No.Adobe.Flash.Player. n/t