Is that a boa constrictor in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?

[marmar]

The trousersnake thief: Man stole albino boa constrictors by putting them down his shorts
Last updated at 1:02 PM on 26th August 2011





A pet store thief was arrested after attempting to steal five exotic snakes by hiding them down his shorts.

Eric Fiegel was caught on camera trying to smuggle five snakes from Predators Reptile Center in Mesa, Arizona, by stuffing them into his pockets.

The bold but foolish 22-year-old even wandered round the store for 'about an hour' with the creatures inside his shorts before leaving, the shop's owner said.

One of the snakes allegedly stolen by Fiegel was a rare baby albino boa constrictor, worth around $800. .........(more)

The complete piece is at: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2030100/Man-steals-snakes-putting-trousers.html#ixzz1WTAOMDIx

[William769]

1. Your headline got my attention!

:rofl:

Recommended for headline alone.

[panader0]

2. Watch out!

It can smell fear.

[Horse with no Name]

3. That would definitely cause a little bit of swagga! n/t

[66 dmhlt]

4. It made me smile - so "Thanks!"

[KamaAina]

5. "I am so fscking tired, of these motherfscking snakes, on this motherfscking..."

That's what she said! :evilgrin:

[Historic NY]

6. Snakes in my damn underwear.............!!

:wtf:

[MADem]

7. No skinny jeans for that lad.....nt

[Coyote_Bandit]

8. He's lucky

One of those snakes might have mistaken his manhood for a mouse.....

[autorank]

9. LOL k*r Mae would approve

[dogknob]

10. Anybody see Jodorowsky's film...

...Santa Sangre, when the giant boa slithers out of the guy's pants?