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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:41 AM Original message |
Marine Corps bans audible farting in Afghanistan |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
1. Water boarding is still okay, though? |
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SammyWinstonJack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
19. ... |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
2. But they can still kill indiscriminately, right? |
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11 Bravo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 10:31 AM Response to Reply #2 |
63. Yeah, because that's what our soldiers and marines do, right? |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
3. I wish they were half as offended by child sex slavery. |
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Incitatus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:49 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Well, we don't want to piss them off. They produce 90% of the world's heroin. nt |
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Morning Dew (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:52 AM Response to Reply #4 |
8. This why farting is offensive to them - it's just too damn scary! |
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itsrobert (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:50 AM Response to Original message |
5. Do they prefer the silently but deadly ones? |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:17 PM Response to Reply #5 |
18. C'mon, get with the program. This is the military! |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:32 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. YSIYDI |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:07 AM Response to Reply #18 |
73. My wife says my SBDs are actually WMDs :) - n/t |
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Enrique (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
6. does it apply to the French troops? |
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Divernan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:50 PM Response to Reply #6 |
29. Nope. They can still fart in your general direction (Monty Python) |
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w8liftinglady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
7. all I can say is... have they read this? |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
9. So 'silent but deadly' is still okay then!? |
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bemildred (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
10. "Pull my finger." nt |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
11. Penalties should be enforced against the mess halls... |
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hifiguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
12. Military thinking at its best... |
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DJ13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
13. banned for some Marines downrange |
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Brother Buzz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:01 PM Response to Original message |
14. The Marines must have unearthed a cache of Ham and Motherfuckers |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
15. Only the Marines? What are they feeding those guys? |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:12 PM Response to Original message |
16. Soon, it won't be ANY fun being a Marine. |
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pinboy3niner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:17 PM Response to Original message |
17. BREAKING: Marines take strike vote for first time in history |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
20. The Silent Drill Platoon just let out a big |
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KansDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
21. I would imagine lobbyists for the "Refried Beans Advisory Council"... |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:28 PM Response to Original message |
22. No SIR! - It was the man behind me, SIR! |
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Alameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:39 PM Response to Original message |
24. Loud farting is highly offensive to Muslims |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:45 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. Of course if we were not :"guests" in their country in the first place |
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FLAprogressive (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:51 PM Response to Reply #24 |
31. Does that only count in public or in private as well? |
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Alameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:02 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. anyplace, even when alone. |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:20 PM Response to Reply #24 |
35. Stoning for adultery is acceptable though. nt |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 02:06 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. Totally false equivalence. |
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Obamanaut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 05:11 PM Response to Reply #39 |
50. Stoning adulterers offends my cultural sensitivity. On a scale of 1 to 10, |
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Matariki (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:59 PM Response to Reply #24 |
38. Thanks Alameda. I don't get mocking cultural sensitivity. |
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riderinthestorm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 02:37 PM Response to Reply #24 |
42. I'd really like to know how the hell you can control the sound or volume of your farts? |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 02:53 PM Response to Reply #42 |
69. That's what I would like to know as well! |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:27 PM Response to Reply #24 |
43. In this country, we apologize and move on |
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msanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:42 PM Response to Reply #24 |
46. Muslims are required to take ablution after emitting a loud or audible fart? |
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TalkingDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:45 PM Response to Reply #24 |
47. Americans think their excretions are sacrosanct... |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:53 AM Response to Reply #24 |
56. Another way on how a normal bodily function is messed up by religion. |
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JoePhilly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:42 PM Response to Original message |
25. Don't discharge your weapon in public. |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
27. It's the silent beer and kimchee ones that do the damage. |
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QC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:49 PM Response to Original message |
28. So much for my plans to hold a boiled egg, sauerkraut, and broccoli banquest for the troops. n/t |
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lapislzi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 12:51 PM Response to Original message |
30. Annoyed by the cultural insensitivity in this thread. |
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Alameda (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:04 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. a voice of reason in this thread |
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Amonester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:26 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. I want them back home before they get hurt. |
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ProudToBeBlueInRhody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:29 PM Response to Reply #30 |
44. I'm offended that women are treated like chattle and forced to wear headresses |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:08 AM Response to Reply #44 |
74. Then go over and fight for womens rights. Last time I checked US was not doing that n/t |
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msanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:48 PM Response to Reply #30 |
48. Sorry, but I'm not required to respect the silly. |
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tblue37 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
34. Ignited a firestorm? They could just say to quit lighting them! nt |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:09 AM Response to Reply #34 |
75. Defusing a potential inflammatory situation? |
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Qutzupalotl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
37. This too shall be passed. |
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MineralMan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 02:21 PM Response to Original message |
40. My Grandfather on Farting: |
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Major Hogwash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
41. This doesn't smell right to me. |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:15 AM Response to Reply #41 |
76. ROTFLMAO - Awesome - n/t. |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
45. WTF?! This is pretty bizarre, but then we are guests in a different culture. |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 03:50 PM Response to Original message |
49. I just figured out how to end the war! |
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Rhiannon12866 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-26-11 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
51. We need to start including Beano in every care package. |
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Dennis Donovan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 08:02 AM Response to Reply #51 |
52. hahhaa! |
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dipsydoodle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
53. So presumably |
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Heywood J (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:07 AM Response to Original message |
54. Farting might offend their religion. |
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Harmony Blue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 10:27 AM Response to Reply #54 |
62. Thank you for stating it as bluntly as possible |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:41 AM Response to Original message |
55. Well, when they quit shooting women whose ankles show from underneath |
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Lucian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
57. I'm going to fart really loudly now in protest of this silly rule |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
58. I'm all for cultural sensitivity and respect |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 09:58 AM Response to Original message |
59. "A fart is just a turd honking for the right of way" -- George Carlin |
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msanthrope (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 10:25 AM Response to Reply #59 |
60. Seldom do posts and usernames go so well together. |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 10:26 AM Response to Reply #60 |
61. :hurts: |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 01:40 PM Response to Reply #61 |
64. Hey! How's the weather down there? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 02:31 PM Response to Reply #64 |
66. Rain and very windy. Eye will be east of us at midnight - very slow moving. JUST got power back |
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pipi_k (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 02:58 PM Response to Reply #59 |
70. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Thanks for |
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Motown_Johnny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 01:49 PM Response to Original message |
65. What a bunch of tight asses! |
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Stinky The Clown (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 02:44 PM Response to Original message |
67. Ignited a firestorm, huh? |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 02:46 PM Response to Original message |
68. Afghanistan should ban marines. Whether they fart or not. |
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thelordofhell (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-27-11 03:13 PM Response to Original message |
71. This just in........Marines to be issued Beano in their ration packs |
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Leopolds Ghost (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:05 AM Response to Original message |
72. The Winds of Change are blowing in Afghanistan n/t |
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coalition_unwilling (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Aug-30-11 02:21 AM Response to Original message |
77. I smell a sequel to 'Blazing Saddles' in the works :) - n/t |
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