The Official Republican Creed:

[jorno67]

What do you think best sums up the core Republican beliefs?

[NRaleighLiberal]

1. I got mine....all the rest are just a subset of that one. n/t

[Tiggeroshii]

2. "No, Cartman, I'm going to fuck you WITHOUT giving you dinner. Bitch."

[Lunabelle]

3. Where is the "all of the above" choice?

[chrstyiu1988]

6. no kidding

i was thinking the same

[jorno67]

14. sorry...

[nadinbrzezinski]

4. Greed is good is so damn inclusive

[RegieRocker]

5. You're on your own so Fuck You!

Would've been better.

[lpbk2713]

7. "I want my piece of the pie ...

... and yours too."

[saras]

8. Gien inreug udf bwba siuy d sf uye gimmee uyebvu zp rbno rhoay siuywi kill uygof kill

[jorno67]

9. translate please

[JHB]

13. Klaatu barada nickto

Cthulhu fatgn!

[moondust]

10. Obsessive, psychopathic greed.

Today's younger Republicans were weaned on Reagan's virulent dope: demonization of government/taxes/"greater good" and devoted service to the super rich/Mammon. Toss in the old war mongers, racists, Islamophobes, and anti-gay bigots and ya got yourself quite a puke party...

:puke:

[quaker bill]

11. "My god is bigger than your god" n/t

[LetTimmySmoke]

12. For most Republican Voters it's

I'm gonna have mine in 20 years, so fuck you.