Earthquake Does Less Damage to Washington than Eric Cantor

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Seismologists said today that a 5.8 magnitude earthquake centered in Virginia did less damage to Washington, D.C. than House Majority Leader Eric Cantor, also centered in Virginia.

“The earthquake and Eric Cantor originate from almost the identical point,” said Dr. Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota’s Seismology Institute. “But while the earthquake caused some minor shaking, there’s only one word for Eric Cantor’s impact: devastation.”

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While rumbling from the quake extended to states as far-flung as New York and Ohio, Rep. Cantor’s path of destruction has wreaked damage on almost every state in the country, Dr. Logsdon said.

The rest at the Borowitz Report.

:rofl:

[elleng]

1. Damn right!

[Mz Pip]

2. Cantor will demand

Federal money for his district. What he really should do is get some corporations to pony up for the damages.

[Ron Goetz]

3. Christians at it Again -- Sort of

If you wanna laugh, check this out:

http://biblethumpingliberal.com/2011/08/24/virginia-earthquake-christian-progressives-respond/

;)