Gaddafi Found Running for Republican Nomination

[Pharaoh]

Libyan Madman Turns Up in New Hampshire


CONCORD, NH (The Borowitz Report) – The mystery surrounding Col. Muammar Gaddafi’s whereabouts was resolved today as the dictator announced his candidacy for the Republican presidential nomination in a town hall meeting in Concord, New Hampshire.

In announcing his candidacy, the Libyan madman joins a Republican field which is believed to number in excess of seven hundred candidates.

While some New Hampshire Republicans seemed surprised to see Col. Gaddafi shaking hands and kissing babies at the Concord town hall, an aide to the Libyan strongman said his transformation to GOP candidate made perfect sense.





http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/08/22/gaddafi-found-running-for-republican-nomination-2/

[spanone]

1. nawww ...too rational

[Fumesucker]

2. That has to be snark...

Qadaffi isn't a native born American.

[Chipper Chat]

3. The birthers will probably challenge his American citizenship.

Plus he may be too center-right for the Gop.

[Uben]

4. FOX News has him 13 points ahead of Obama........

.....and a sure winner if he can cut out SSI and Medicare