In Major Gaffe, Bachmann Confuses Ass, Hole in Ground

[MrScorpio]

ARIZONA (The Borowitz Report) – In a fledgling campaign that has already produced more than its share of gaffes, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) today confused her ass with a hole in the ground during a campaign swing through Arizona.

Speaking to a group of supporters in Phoenix, Rep. Bachmann raised eyebrows when she said, “It’s great to be here in Arizona, the home of my ass.”

After her comment was greeted with confused murmurs from the crowd, Rep. Bachmann quickly added, “Oh wait, did I say my ass? I meant the Grand Canyon.”

Being unable to tell her ass from a hole in the ground, especially a prominent one such as the Grand Canyon, is only one of many challenges facing Rep. Bachmann in her quest for the Presidency, according to political science professor Davis Logsdon of the University of Minnesota.


http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/06/28/in-major-gaffe-bachmann-confuses-ass-hole-in-ground/

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. I missed the comma - I thought this was a Reagan thread.

My bad.

[rurallib]

2. Iran, Iraq, India, Australia, -- ass, hole in ground

she is more about direction than details.

[hifiguy]

3. . . .

:rofl:

Ain't it the truth?