What the fuck is wrong with these Republicans?

[TheWraith]

First Michelle Bachmann, then her husband, now this.



Look, I'm not a corn-dog connoisseur. I probably haven't touched one since I was a kid, in fact. But this isn't rocket science, here: you eat it from the side, more or less the way you would eat an ear of corn. You don't pretend you're fellating it.

[classof56]

1. Yeah, that's an image that will take awhile to erase from my mind.

Gag me with a corndog!

Tired Old Cynic

[TygrBright]

2. Every Pronto Pup I've ever eaten, I've eaten end-on. But none of them were that size!

And the stick was almost as long as the corndog part.

But true aficionados do eat their corndogs end-on.

We just don't do it in front of an audience of paparazzi who are there because we want to drag America into the End Times as President.

helpfully,
Bright

[jimmyflint]

3. I love corn-dogs

And, I don't eat them from the side! If people think it's funny, I don't care. Oh, and I did laugh at the Bachman cornydog pics. Some people are just too wound up about this silliness.

"Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds!"

[JVS]

4. You're wrong. You eat it like a popsicle.

[Blue Owl]

5. Yeah, what the skullfuck is wrong with them?

n/t

[JVS]

6. Your image isn't coming through for me. What is it?

[TheWraith]

7. Rick Perry attempting to deepthroat a corn-dog. nt

[WhiteTara]

8. I want to see the train wreck! Please repost the

image cause I can't download it!

[TheWraith]

10. Try this here.

[RC]

9. Here ya go