Bring on the Perryisms

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

They're starting to come out of the woodwork:


“Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.”

“You can always follow me on Tweeter.”

"As a matter of fact ... someone had put a report out that the first state that's coming out of the recession is going to be the state of Texas ... I said, 'We're in one?'"

Regarding the BP oil spill in Louisiana: “From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented”

Speaking about his popularity among Tea Partiers and calling himself a prophet: "I say that a prophet is generally not loved in their hometown. That’s both Biblical and practical. I say that a prophet is generally not loved in their hometown. That’s both Biblical and practical.”

Referred to himself as the "President" instead of the Governor of Texas at a recent meeting of the Aspen Institute.

“The idea that they’re telling us how to deliver health care, the idea that they’re telling us how to educate our children, the idea that they’re telling how to build transportation infrastructure in her state, is just completely and absolutely out of the main line thought of our founding fathers. They had no PRECEPTION of what that would look like 200 years , but they knew that they wanted to enumerate.”

[calimary]

1. And now, another platitude from Mr. Cholesteral-Eating Secession-Monkey.

:eyes:

[Initech]

2. This says it all more than anything else he could think of:

http://english.aljazeera.net/indepth/opinion/2011/07/20117259426336524.html