(Onion) New GOP Strategy Involves Reelecting Obama,

[War Horse]

Making His Life Even More Miserable

WASHINGTON—Calling a GOP victory in the 2012 presidential election antithetical to the party platform, top Republicans revealed a new long-term political strategy Tuesday: reelecting Barack Obama and making his life even more of a living hell than it already is.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-gop-strategy-involves-reelecting-obama-making,21113/

[scheming daemons]

1. The funny part is that it is their goal to destroy him... so this isn't actually that far fetched

[Faryn Balyncd]

2. GOP gets RESULTS they want......Democrats get the BLAME.............How could GOP ever ask for more?

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. There could be more truth in that

than they realize.

[sfpcjock]

4. Oooo good.

"Reinigung Votefraud" (Reince Priebus) donated to Obama :D

[chollybocker]

5. Brilliant.

Boehner:

"Mark my words: The Republican Party is committed to giving the American people a president who has a chronically bleeding gastric ulcer that makes it almost impossible for him to stand up."

"To be honest, I'm glad we're pulling out of this election, because I really don't know what we would focus on if we won," Boehner added. "Health care?"

Not sure if I should be laughing or crying...