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S&P Update: Wednesday Morning
* Abraham Lincoln: downgraded from "The Great Emancipator" to "Decent Rail Splitter" * The Statue of Liberty: Downgraded from "Beacon of Hope" to "$240,000 worth of harvestable copper" * The Titanic: Upgraded from "Whoops!" to "Smooth sailing!" * Bud Light: Upgraded from "Foamy dishwater" to "Microbrew Sensation" * The Great Pyramid of Giza: Downgraded from "Wonder of the Ancient World" to "Washington Monument Wannabe" * Citizen Kane: Downgraded from "Cinema Classic" to "What's up with the sled? We don’t get the sled part." * The New York Post: Upgraded from "Snot rag" to "Newspaper" * Razzles: Upgraded from "Candy" to "Gum" * Neil Armstrong's first walk on the moon: Downgraded from "One giant leap for mankind" to "Wipe your feet, slob, I just vacuumed the command module" * Giant Meteor Headed Straight for Earth: Upgraded from "Destroyer of Civilization" to "Promising Mineral Mining Opportunity"
From the daily kos
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