Arizona man hospitalized after shooting penis

[Bluebear]

CHANDLER, Ariz. (AP) -- A suburban Phoenix man is recovering after police say he accidentally shot himself in the penis while putting his girlfriend's gun in the waistband of his pants.

Chandler police say 27-year-old Joshua Seto and his fiancee, Cara Christopher, were walking toward a grocery store when the shooting happened last week. The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh.

The Arizona Republic reports a 911 operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt...

In the wake of the shooting, Tyler warned residents to use holsters, not waistbands, if they're going to carry a handgun.

http://customwire.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_ACCIDENTAL_CROTCH_SHOOTING?SITE=NVLAS&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

[Drale]

1. I think fate is trying to stop this guy from breeding. /nt

[Riftaxe]

2. Hate it when people go off half cocked...

oh, like you weren't thinking the same thing :evilgrin:

[nadinbrzezinski]

3. The story was posted a week ago WITHOUT a link

and it is STILL FUNNY as hell

[Bonobo]

4. At least it was his own penis. nt

[NYC_SKP]

5. A Quick-Witted Penis Would Have Jumped Out of the Way.

[Control-Z]

19. Oooh! Sweet puppy dog.

Is he/she yours? That face! Makes me want to get another dog. I've said no since we lost our Keeshound a few years ago. It was so painful. I cried like a baby.

[NYC_SKP]

36. That's Ginny, the pound puppy!

My dog but sent to my elderly parents to keep them happier a couple years ago.

She looks just the same, adopted from the local shelter.

Sorry to hear about your old Keeshound, there will never be another like it.

But when you're ready, you might see a sweet homeless adoptable dog, and then fall in love again!

:hug:

[Control-Z]

38. What a sweet thing to do -

sending pound puppy for your parents to enjoy. They are lucky to have a son who cares that much.

It will take an exceptionally sweet and irresistible homeless dog for me to open my heart to another. I make a point of looking away so I won't fall in love again. Lol. Besides, I have a great kitty who learned to act like a dog from my Keeshound.

Maybe someday when the kids have moved out.

[rfranklin]

6. If only the penis had been armed...

this tragedy could have been averted.

[nadinbrzezinski]

9. RLOL...

DUZZZYYYYY

[oneshooter]

11. Sounds to me like the dick was armed, thats how he got shot. n/t

[AnneD]

7. Can he still qualify.....

For the Darwin award. It sounds like he has been removed from the gene pool?

[gkhouston]

10. He certainly blew his wad. n/t

[backscatter712]

32. IIRC, it's been done before, but it has to make him completely unable to reproduce.

That means the testicles will have to have taken mortal damage. If it's just the penis, the guy can still produce sperm.

[tblue]

8. Guns don't shoot penises, PEOPLE shoot penises.

Concealed carry at your own risk. Yet another reason I will avoid Arizona.

[madinmaryland]

15. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Classic!!

:rofl:

[otohara]

34. Ha ha

Fuck Arizona

[AnnieBW]

12. If only the penis had been armed too

It could have shot back.

[madinmaryland]

20. Uhmmm. It did. It shot first....

Ewwwww!!!

[A Simple Game]

37. Maybe the penis had a vasectomy and was just shooting blanks? n/t

[nashville_brook]

30. blahahahhhhaha!

that would solve everything!

[RoccoR5955]

13. Was John Boner in Arizona?

Did he get shot? Geeze, this puts new meaning to the phrase, "gun control."

[bluestate10]

16. John Boner was getting shot. But the shooting was with the 2 ounce glass kind. nt

[AndyTiedye]

14. One Wrong Move and Dick Gets It!

:rofl:

[TheCowsCameHome]

17. Possible headlines: "Gun nut guns nuts", or "Glocks cock taking walk".

What an idiot. That'll take care of his chances of procreating.

[MUTigers]

21. ROFL

:rofl:

[nashville_brook]

31. yer killin' me!!

[KamaAina]

18. All charges have been dropped

The DA didn't have any evidence that would hold up in court. :evilgrin:

[customerserviceguy]

22. Never bring a penis to a gunfight. n/t

[budkin]

23. CROFLMAO!

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. 2nd Amendment Solution

to Circumcision.

[Bluerthanblue]

25. what a DUzy thread-

:rofl:

[Kalidurga]

28. On one hand this is funny....

but on the other hand...I feel sorry for the guy. I guess the stupid can hurt.

[Historic NY]

26. Hell of a way to get a Prince Albert...

:wow:

[readmoreoften]

33. +1

And the gage of the jewelry would be so large...

[femrap]

27. Happy to hear it. nt

[originalpckelly]

29. A birdie and a hole in one before he got to the course?

This young man has a future in golf, and you'll never have to worry about any of that Tiger Woods nonsense.

[Cassandra]

39. Google Bedroom Golf...

and enjoy.

[immoderate]

35. If your erection lasts more than four hours, and you CAN'T FIND a doctor...

:yoiks:

--imm

[marions ghost]

40. Another reason

to stay out of Arizona. Stupid people with guns.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

41. "Gotcha! Ya little twirp!"

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

42. Gives "Dead Eye Dick" a whole new meaning.

[snooper2]

43. It's all good and funny when a guy shoots his cock but when a woman shoots her

:P

[Horse with no Name]

44. Now THAT is a blow job! n/t