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catnhatnh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:24 PM
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So my family discusses the coming horrors...
...My brother posits that down the line suicide bombers may be senior citizens. He says that all you will have to tell them is that afterward that instead of seventy some odd virgins you will just have to promise a winters worth of heating oil...
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:28 PM
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1. I'll tell you right now, I'm on the side of the seniors.
Edited on Tue Aug-09-11 07:30 PM by leveymg
We have several of them to support in this family, along with the kids.

The real horror is that the President and Democrats I worked so hard to get into office either don't get it or have gone over to the Dark Side.
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:31 PM
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3. Listen to Henry Kissinger talking about what
Great appointments Obama was making while still only the President elect. (Google You Tube Kissinger + Obama + approval)

The fix was in early on. The second Obama started appointing Geithner, Gates, the Monsanto clones et al, it was obvious what he was about.

And it sure wasn't going to be about us.
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:47 PM
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5. There's a factory in Northern Virginia where they produce Henry Kissingers.
That one is being offshored, as well.
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Mnemosyne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 08:21 PM
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6. Can't offshore those clones, most countries will arrest them as war criminals. n/t
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Pharaoh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:28 PM
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2. I'd still go for the virgins
Edited on Tue Aug-09-11 07:29 PM by Pharaoh
and a boatload of viagra :party:

It would certainly be a better way to die than freezing to death!
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ejpoeta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-09-11 07:45 PM
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4. you know, no one ever specified what kind of virgins those are...
they could be like the 40 year old virgin.....
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