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Archie Bunker Quotes on Various Subjects:
No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country...oughta be de-exported the hell outta here!
Don't talk like an ignarosis.
All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one.
Yankin' out the tonsils and the adenoods.
We hold these semi-animal meetings.
It passes outta you through your lower intestubes.
After once or twice a thing like this gets vulgarious.
New York champagne...that's a phony label. They don't grow raisins in New York.
Arrrivaducci
Why doncha get some chinkypuncture?
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge....
What do I look like, an inferior decorator?
I told him no. N, O, W, no!
You're trying to give him goremets dinners.
Oh graytin potatoes.
When you're workin' with invalids there, especially a lotta kinda decrapid old people.
Geriatricide joint (the Sunshine Home, where Edith volunteered. Special thanks to P.A.)
These people know a lot about that voodoody-ohh-doo-doo
Voosa Versa
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like.
He'll be coming back and back and back, like a chronicle rash.
Civilized humanical relationships.
Spontanooity
We go to (Legion) meetings. We attend them there, waddya call, secret crocuses.
10 bucks puts a whole different complexity on the situation.
Just keep hanging your steamers over there. You're the one who got me into this whole expensive party here.
Now I'm gonna synchrosize the watch.
(To Mike) You are a weirdwolf.
Smells like some kind if saniquarium.
Edith, hold it! You are invading the issue.
Who do you think I bunk (bumped) into?
One of the funniest antidotes of all time....you sit there like you're in a comma.
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