A Multiple Warhead Rant Regarding The FAA and JOHN MOTHERFUCKING MICA

[Stinky The Clown]

First off, who remembered the name of this right wing fuckwad, even after he defunded the FAA? In case anyone is unfamiliar, here is a picture of him. This is the biggest one I could find on the intertubes.



Rant Number One - the least important issue: Why do vain asshole MOTHERFUCKERS like this think the wig makes them look better? John, you look like a vain self absorbed jerk. Do you take that rug off in the club's shower after golf or do you wear a shower cap?

Rant Number Two - the media's fucking complicity and cover for the vain asshole MOTHERFUCKER: In this article on the WaPo site, they never even mention the vain asshole MOTHERFUCKER's name. ( http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/2chambers/post/senate-house-recess-for-five-weeks-leaving-faa-in-limbo/2011/08/02/gIQAkVhXqI_blog.html ) Instead they mention, in order: Harry M. Reid (D-Nev), Mitch McConnell (R-KY) (<---- always makes me laugh-Mitch McConnell<-->KY, get it? Hahahah), Secretary Ray LaHood, FAA Administrator J. Randolf Babbitt, Charles Schumer (D-NY), John D. Rockefeller IV (D-WVa), Steny Hoyer (D-MD). True, enough, the story implies nothing nefarious about these people. But where is the name of the guy causing it all? Not a single mention. Hence this rant.

It is a similar story with the NYT's wire service story. ( http://www.bendbulletin.com/article/20110803/NEWS0107/108030344/ ) They do, finally, get the vain asshole MOTHERFUCKER's name in the story, but not until the end, long past the time most people stop reading and start drawing ill-advised conclusions.

Rant Number Three: Why is this not bigger news? Why are all these job "furloughs" and stalled construction projects - throwing lots and lots of Joe/Jose Lunchbox types out of work - not IN YOUR FACE news??????????? And How DARE the bicameral bullshit fuckwads just recess with this hanging?

We NEED those fucking jobs you people are playing with.






And once again, to John Mica:: I HOPE that rug on your vain asshole MOTHERFUCKING head blows off in this weekend's tropical storm, blows out to sea, and constitutes the single biggest damage claim - for which, poetically, there is no federal help.

Just for the emphasis, once again, here is vain asshole MOTHERFUCKER John Mica and His Wig:

[truebrit71]

1. That rug couldn't be more fake if it was bright red...

...what a vain, stupid asshole...

[monmouth]

2. And of course, he's from Florida. I want to move to Wisc. so badly...n/t

[Viking12]

4. You do know we have our share of RW assholes in WI, right?

;-) Plus, it's been mid-90s and high humidity for weeks here. Might as well stay in Florida :)

[CleanGreenFuture]

7. Yea, but at least you guys know how to take it to your oppressors.

[monmouth]

11. I know that's true but you have nicer people there from what I can see...LOL..n/t

[Lint Head]

3. Typical Florida bigoted prick.

[11 Bravo]

5. Let it all out, Stinky. Excellent Rant!

(And by the way, I agree with every MOTHERFUCKING word you said!)

[riverwalker]

6. Mica: same guy who wants to dismantle EPA and Clean Water

http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2011-07-21/news/os-enviro-protest-mica-water-20110721_1_pollution-rules-clean-water-act-epa-water-rules

and whats with the pinky ring?

[Stinky The Clown]

9. It was a freebie with the wig. I bet you didn't know that model of wig also comes with . . . .

. . . . a chest hair package option, too. They were real big back in the 70s and 80s. Here is a picture of the hair accessories available with that wig model.



The jewelry selection includes the pinkie ring, a selection of gold chains, various charms, including the ubiquitous Italian horn. Most of this line is a bit too flashy for men of the people (hahahaha I inferred John Mica is a man of the people)





edit to fix picture

[kayakjohnny]

8. Great rant!

:thumbsup:

:hi:

[steve2470]

10. He used to be my Rep.... ugh nt

[saras]

12. It's not the wig but the rubber zombie mask that bothers me...

This looks like a face that hasn't experience a genuine human emotion in many decades.