So Are You Going To The POTUS Birthday Bash Tomorrow...

[rsmith6621]

..... I think I need to go so I can get a free meal since I am now less able to afford to eat.

[Peregrine Took]

1. Its about 2 miles from my house and not interested in going. n/t

[dawg]

8. Fool of a Took!

Just kidding. :)

[nadinbrzezinski]

2. I am not of the proper moneyed class

so I would not be invited.

[Donnachaidh]

3. no. I'll wait for the deluge of Tiger Beat photos we'll be inundated with later

:eyes:

[kath]

14. Oh, yes, more Tiger Beat photos -

maybe they'll even be a shirtless one! Or at least I hope someone will post the swimsuit body-surfing one! He's SOOOO dreamy!

[Recovered Repug]

4. My invitation must have got lost in the mail.

I wonder if he would mind if I just drop by anyway.

[digitaln3rd]

5. You probably forgot your two million dollar "registration fee".

Wouldn't want the commoners infecting the celebration with the stench of "poor", wouldn't we?

[peace frog]

7. Dear gawd! Call the Secret Service immediately!

Fire whoever let the great unwashed masses in and show them the door, Jeeves! This is a private party, you creatures can't just come in here! Who do you think you are, barging in and spoiling a party of your betters?

Er, wait just a moment, now that you're here, you know we could use some help in the kitchen, get an apron and oh yes, the mop is in the kitchen closet, off with you now, that's more like it, idle hands are the devil's workshop and we should know! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA, off with you creatures now, get to work and we'll get back to the party we were so rudely distracted from, ta ta for now.

[Demit]

6. No, I'll just be sending a gift.

"Negotiating For Dummies."

[Blue_In_AK]

9. No, actually, they couldn't pay me to go. n/t

[uppityperson]

10. If they paid me, I'd go. Even if they just got me there without costing me anything. I'd love to tal

talk with Pres Obama.

[Blue_In_AK]

12. I'm afraid of what I might say in such a conversation.

Better for me just to stay away.

[uppityperson]

13. He needs to hear directly from us. I'm capable of being blunt without threatening him.

Never got an invite though. Sad

[FrenchieCat]

11. I think the President should skip his 50th birthday.......

and simply remain 49....
that way, people won't have another reason to be personally upset....
since a birthday "bash" obviously provides a reason to Bash.
Because after all, servants don't have birthdays or birthday parties,
they should simply serve and then get back to the servant's quarters,
and out of the way!

The arrogance of hired help is started to get to me.
Who in the fuck do they think they are?