Fuck Americans Elect

[LoZoccolo]

[Ohio Joe]

1. Well... OK then

:shrug:

[spanone]

2. swim ukrainians whistle

[Tx4obama]

3. Dance Italians Eat

[Renew Deal]

4. Shit Lithuanians Bartending

[jberryhill]

5. Whoopee Canadians Recline!

[WillyT]

6. I Thought Haiku Threads Were Relegated To The Lounge... Am I Wrong ???

:shrug:

:D

[spanone]

7. this is low ku

[Lasher]

15. Maybe it's a sign I've given up hope.

But I sometimes look forward to these gems.

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Heh...

Heheheheheheh...

those were my thoughts as well. Where's the next stop for the crazy train?

[Lasher]

20. I am compelled to share another treasure from days not so long ago.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=7302654

One good thing about the Loco one, he's given me a chuckle or two when it came in handy, so he can't be all bad.

[Enrique]

29. lo zo ku

;-)

[demwing]

33. from the subject line, look more like fuh ku

BOOM! and they just keep coming...

[CreekDog]

8. are you drinking?

seriously.

[Lasher]

18. Is grits groceries?

[Starry Messenger]

26. If you count lighter fluid as cocktails...

[white_wolf]

9. Since the OP is just a flambait post

and didn't give any context for his rant, as is usual for him, I'm forced to ask, could I have a link to what he's so angry about or at least a summary?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. This is it. (Link.) I didn't know about it, but, thanks to LoZoccolo, now I do. And so can you.

http://www.americanselect.org

It doesn't look clear to me which major party this will hurt most, if at all.

[white_wolf]

11. Oh. I did see this. I just didn't remember the name of the group.

Honestly, though I don't see a problem with it. I doubt it will change anything, but even if it does we are a democracy and not a 2 party dictatorship.

[blogslut]

25. They're formally known as "Unity08"

I think it was the group that has Sam Waterston as a front man - trying to elect no-party candidates:

http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Americans_Elect_2012
http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Unity08

[whatchamacallit]

12. Deserve tombstone you

[TK421]

13. itchy American balls

[napoleon_in_rags]

27. +1

You speak for ME! :)

[girl gone mad]

14. Some posters were just talking about how mean and dumb Americans are becoming.

Aren't the "fuck so-and-so" posts a prime example of the phenomenon to which they refer?

[ScreamingMeemie]

16. Whistle British Snore

[Lasher]

17. Fart Russian Sleep

This is fun.

[AlabamaLibrul]

21. I just got home from a Waffle House

The place had a 67 score, no lie, but Mslibrul really wanted some damn Waffle House. I grinned and bore it and reminded myself that time I got salmonella wasn't so bad, seeing how I had lost about 10 pounds.

She ended up ordering 2 sausage biscuits with gravy, and 2 eggs. The lady brought my sandwich and her 2 sausage patties, "We're out of gravy". OK.

Then she brought some of the nastiest runniest eggs I've ever seen. I dunno why she ate them, considering that 67 up on the wall.

The water was nasty too.

Waitress never got back with biscuits, or the toast Mslibrul then asked for as a replacement.

We left no tip. Mentioned how we wished we could say we'd be back, and the lady just rolled her eyes.

I guess what I'm trying to say is I feel the same way about this post as I do about that Waffle House.

[LoZoccolo]

22. I want Rahm Emanuel to bring the scores to Chicago.

[AlabamaLibrul]

23. There are no restaurant scores in Chicago?

How do you know which ones are the 100s and which are the 67s?

[SoDesuKa]

24. Breathe Arabs Sandstorm

Whoosh

[Urban Prairie]

28. Nut Crap Unbalanced n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

30. fly iguanas intercourse...

do I win a prize now? :)

[Raine]

31. Yada, yada, yada

bla, bla, bla

[demwing]

32. I think you meant ERECT?

It's all about context...