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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:39 PM Original message |
Darrell Issa stole my fucking hot dog |
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mrs_p (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:40 PM Response to Original message |
1. good thing he didn't drink your milkshake! |
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BeeBee (480 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:35 PM Response to Reply #1 |
31. Best. Reply. Ever. |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:54 PM Response to Reply #1 |
36. LMAO |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:38 PM Response to Reply #1 |
51. DUzy! |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:41 PM Response to Reply #1 |
77. I. Drink. Your. Milkshake!!!! |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
2. Republicans don't care about anyone but themselves |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:41 PM Response to Original message |
4. Issa is a putz - he's one of the most evil Californian Republicans |
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October (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:45 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. Agree. I dislike everything about the man. |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:13 PM Response to Reply #6 |
22. And the hair! What the hell is up with his hair? |
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October (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 08:38 PM Response to Reply #22 |
64. LoL! What a description! |
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cyberpj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 12:30 PM Response to Reply #4 |
72. If not "decked him" - at least bumped into him smashing the whole thing against his suit. nt |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
5. the fucker |
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Cirque du So-What (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. Perhaps you should have said... |
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Gin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:48 PM Response to Reply #7 |
10. maybe he thought you were part of the wait staff....waiting on him |
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DocMac (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
8. Did you check your pockets? |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:21 PM Response to Reply #8 |
25. Wasn't he arrested for stealing a car or something? |
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Armstead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. Shit...Your post made me hungry. Now I have to go out and get a bite myself |
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butterfly77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:01 PM Response to Reply #9 |
18. Me too... |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:28 PM Response to Reply #18 |
28. I'm of the "chili OR kraut" school |
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Solomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:59 PM Response to Reply #28 |
41. Ahhh Ben's Chili Bowl. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
11. Deleted message |
proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
12. What made him think he was ENTITLED to your Hot dog ? |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
40. The 'Rich' never wait in line. |
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guruoo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:51 PM Response to Original message |
13. Isshole. nt |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:53 PM Response to Original message |
14. Glad he didn't steal your stapler though. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:54 PM Response to Original message |
15. SHOULDA said: "Umm... hi Representative Issa, I think that's my hotdog. And I have the flu." |
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gratuitous (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
16. Yeah, right |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 01:55 PM Response to Original message |
17. I nominate this as post of the week. The irony is just too much. |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:02 PM Response to Original message |
19. If he had done that in Chicago... |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:12 PM Response to Reply #19 |
21. It was Boar's Head all beef natural casing |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:20 PM Response to Reply #21 |
24. That's better than I imagined. |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:24 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. Oh, I got another dog too, but did it Rhode Island style |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:55 PM Response to Reply #19 |
37. Damn I miss those |
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surrealAmerican (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:44 PM Response to Reply #19 |
53. If he'd done that in Chicago ... |
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Wait Wut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 04:19 PM Response to Reply #53 |
57. Well, duh! |
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tblue37 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:08 PM Response to Original message |
20. Spread this story around. It is the kind of thing that will really |
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geardaddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:51 PM Response to Reply #20 |
55. +1000 |
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laundry_queen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 06:07 PM Response to Reply #20 |
60. I totally agree. |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
23. Please don't park your car next to his. Issa will steal it, too! |
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Thegonagle (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:24 PM Response to Original message |
26. What makes you think you're entitled the good mustard? KnR |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:31 PM Response to Original message |
29. You can add that to his rap sheet behind the grand theft auto and arson. |
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HughBeaumont (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:34 PM Response to Original message |
30. IOKIYAR. |
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indurancevile (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:38 PM Response to Original message |
32. after he touched it who would want it back? creeper. |
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vanlassie (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:49 PM Response to Original message |
33. lssa's an ASSHAT |
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Bluenorthwest (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:50 PM Response to Original message |
34. You should feel lucky he didn't steal your car.... |
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AverageJoe90 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:27 PM Response to Reply #34 |
74. This whole thing kinda reminds me of an old Internet meme.......... |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:54 PM Response to Original message |
35. That is hilarious |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:57 PM Response to Reply #35 |
39. FWIW, I think he had asked a staffer to get him a hotdog |
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Broderick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:01 PM Response to Reply #39 |
43. Funny as hell though |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 02:57 PM Response to Original message |
38. Dude, you need to register that domain name right fucking now! Internet meme gold! |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:21 PM Response to Reply #38 |
45. Just to cover all the bases, you might want to register "Darrell Issa Ate My Balls," too. |
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DRoseDARs (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 07:52 PM Response to Reply #45 |
63. I know I'd be pissed if Rep. Issa ate my Schwetty balls... |
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EC (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:00 PM Response to Original message |
42. You could have asked him |
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Papagoose (361 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:01 PM Response to Original message |
44. Easily my favorite DU Post EVER! |
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Buns_of_Fire (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
46. "Stealin' another man's hot dog is a hangin' offense in these parts, pardner..." |
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proud patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
47. I shared this |
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jtown1123 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
48. Was that the one in the middle of Rayburn? |
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Shagbark Hickory (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
49. Why didn't you yell "Get your hands off my wiener!" to him? |
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bergie321 (797 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:37 PM Response to Original message |
50. Isn't that |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
52. Metaphor or no, that would make a great bumper sticker. |
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mitchtv (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
54. Excellent candidate for "worst persons" |
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treestar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 03:55 PM Response to Original message |
56. Oh, my! |
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MessiahRp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
58. Didn't he used to steal cars? |
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Capitalocracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
59. Republicans: We cut taxes, spending, AND lines. |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:32 PM Response to Reply #59 |
75. Are you kidding? Please apologize. |
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AverageJoe90 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 06:22 PM Response to Original message |
61. Sorry, but I kinda LOLed at that. |
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eridani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
62. You expect a joke thread and you get reality. Does that mean-- |
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FourScore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-27-11 09:33 PM Response to Original message |
65. The karmic payback this man owes the Universe is HUGE -- add the hot dog to a long list. n/t |
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Joanie Baloney (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:22 AM Response to Original message |
66. Ewww - Issa cooties! |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 08:33 AM Response to Reply #66 |
69. From the swag I got... |
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barbtries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:55 AM Response to Original message |
67. that actually tells you something |
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mfcorey1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
68. Off with his head for crimes against the state! nt |
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blue neen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
70. We're having a cookout tonight...got the dogs, got the buns and fixings. |
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Contrary1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
71. You should have offered to fix him another one... |
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formercia (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 01:18 PM Response to Reply #71 |
73. Everyone line up to give their Special Ingredent. |
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TheManInTheMac (512 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
76. He ate the hot dog you fuck with? |
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steve2470 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-28-11 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
78. This is the best thread ever in GD ! Have had many good laughs |
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slackmaster (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-29-11 01:09 PM Response to Original message |
79. This and the "Talking' Chimp Baffles Scientists" thread are among the funniest ever on DU |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-29-11 04:57 PM Response to Reply #79 |
80. Ha! Thanks. I used to be stationed there |
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Recursion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Jul-29-11 04:57 PM Response to Reply #79 |
81. Ha! Thanks. I used to be stationed there |
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