Police looking for serial butt stabber

[The Straight Story]

Police looking for serial butt stabber

VIRGINIA, (KKCO)_Police say one man may be responsible for a stabbing a number of women in the butt.

The most recent attack took place at the Fair Oaks Mall Monday evening.
An 18-year old woman says she was in a store and was distracted when some clothes started falling over.

She told police she felt a sharp pain in her but and realized she had been stabbed through her jeans.

The attacks began in February. In each attack, the victims have been women in their late teens or early 20's at retail stores, but not always at malls.

http://www.nbc11news.com/nationalnews/headlines/Police_looking_for_serial_butt_stabber_126202693.html

[Poll_Blind]

1. Psycho...I hope they're getting blood tests to find out if they've been exposed to....

...any sort of pathogen.

PB

[originalpckelly]

4. Yeah.

I agree. This is a weirdo.

I honestly think this is one of the weirdest ass stories I've ever read. The Straight Story just keeps coming up with these oddball stories.

Poor people, I hope their asses mend well.

[The Straight Story]

5. Just go to Google news and type in Butt :)

Or law, outrage, legislation, bans, etc....

[Poll_Blind]

6. Agreed. It's very odd. But nothing compares to the...

...Enema Bandit.

PB

[formercia]

8. "Champaign Enema ?"

Sounds Kinky.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

10. I forgot all about him. I went to school in Champaign in the 80s. (it wasn't me)

[AndyTiedye]

11. Frank Zappa Did a Song About That One

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uRvR2oF3FQ

[jberryhill]

7. He reads the paper backwards

Skips the big news and goes for those weird "bus plunge" things on page 8.

[NightWatcher]

2. sorry, I thought they were digging it. I'll stop

[originalpckelly]

3. You forgot the Fox News Chyron: "Serial Butt Stabber, pain in the ass?"*

[Incitatus]

9. What, what?

In the butt?

[HipChick]

12. Up to 5 know victims...maybe more ..Police released a still of a suspect

and then had to retract it..because it was the wrong person...gotta love Fairfax County Cops...