Caption this photo from today

[titaniumsalute]

President Obama: "I smacked your ass in public last night and enjoyed every minute of it..."

[boston bean]

1. chin up boner, we're almost through with killing off the new deal, with a raw deal! nt

[DJ13]

2. No, your coffee cant have alcohol in it, stop crying

[Name removed]

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[Laf.La.Dem.]

3. After this meeting I need to go back and get my instructions from Rush!

:mad:

[titaniumsalute]

4. Boehner: There's no place like home...there's NO place like home

[ChoppinBroccoli]

5. You Know, It Doesn't Matter How Many Coats Of Spray-On Tan You Use..............

.............you're never going to be called, "the first black Speaker of the House."

[rfranklin]

8. But he is "colored"

Which would be a first of sorts.

[Ian David]

6. ...

[whathehell]

7. Mty bad...misread..self delete. n/t

[rfranklin]

9. What the hell?

Aprropriate moniker.

[whathehell]

16. In what sense?

The name is open to various interpretations.

[whathehell]

26. Not able to respond or "back up" your statement?

Maybe you should acquire something like "intestinal fortitude"

before throwing around dubious assertions about people you don't know.

[IDemo]

10. I'm not seeing a picture or even a graphics icon

[bigwillq]

11. "No deal"

Deal or no deal.

[titaniumsalute]

12. Boehner: Deer God, please turn my water into wine

[treestar]

13. I'm tired, Obama

I'll meet you at the bar.

[krispos42]

14. Obama: "It's real, and it's SPECTACULAR"

I got nuttin'

[Chipper Chat]

17. "You are a big sucking heel."

[gort]

18. Most common side effects usually go away after a few hours.

If you get an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
Men who experience back pain or muscle aches typically do so 12 to 24 hours after taking CIALIS, but both usually go away within two days.
You should always call your doctor if you get a side effect that continues to bother you or won't go away.

[EC]

19. "Had enough yet, John?" ... n/t

[socialshockwave]

20. "Aw...I wanted some burbon."

[TheCowsCameHome]

21. "Look dude, If you're gonna cry yourself to sleep, go do it elsewhere, ok?"

[TheCowsCameHome]

22. "Say, you match my drapes, you know that, orangeboy?"

[HopeHoops]

23. "Yo, Boner. Wake the fuck up, dude."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Aww, Mr. Boner, did I rub you the wrong way?

[Fire Walk With Me]

25. Stop pretending to pray. Everyone knows money is your God.