If you were offered a job in this White House..?

[kentuck]

Would you take it?

What is the first thing you would tell them, as constructive criticism?

What would be your expertise?

[MannyGoldstein]

1. God no.

These are very sick people. I'd get angry, they'd get angry, and it would all suck.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I would take it, keep my mouth shut, and my ears open.

There would be NO constructive criticism, not for a while anyway. N00bs are not encouraged to spout off...

I would NOT let them know I'm a member here.;-)

[DJ13]

3. Only if theres a lot of free booze

[Horse with no Name]

4. Absolutely--if I was guaranteed an ear of the President

First thing I would tell him is that he is fucking up and needs to listen to people who don't reside in the zip code 20500...

and my expertise would be healthcare.

Although...I can't say that I would limit my opining strictly to healthcare--I've never been shy.:D

[Bryn]

5. What's like to be in the White House?

Do they actually work there? Or play on their computers if not looking at porn? Do they take a long lunch break to dine and wine on a date with a lobbyist? I wonder...

[closeupready]

6. I am a nobody, so putting that on my resume would be priceless, so yes.

But if you mean, would I get excited about it? I don't know anymore - at one time, I would have.

[defendandprotect]

7. I'd tell them, "Give back the $$ and get honest with the American people" -- !!

[Fearless]

8. Yes and I would be screaming at them from the moment I get the job til...

The moment they kick me out.

[phasma ex machina]

9. No. The office of president is far too bloody for me. nt

[Speck Tater]

10. I'm retired and I live in the country surrounded by peace and quiet.

Would I move to some insane big city full of professional liars and thieves? Not a chance.

[WingDinger]

11. I am a Med. Marijuana patient, and as pot has no therapeutic purpose

that would prove interesting.