The Wilton Plan to fix the economy

[jmowreader]

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This is a Wilton Tradesman machinist's vise. It is made in the United States.

The Wilton Plan is a three part plan to cure the economy by solving our largest problem:

Part 1: Go out and buy one of these vises.
Part 2: Find the fucking Republican who invented the term "revenue neutrality."
Part 3: Clamp his nuts in this vise until he admits the only way to fix a recession so it doesn't come back is to start bringing in enough money to pay the bills.

[gateley]

1. That's right! One of the people I trust (forget which one) said

today on MSNBC to be wary of the the term "revenue neutrality".

And we need about 287 vices, though. Make them ALL start singing another tune.

[saras]

2. There's other tools that work...

http://www.medical-tools.com/shop/advanced-pig-castration-set.html