Bachmann Confuses Ass, Hole in Ground

[Kurmudgeon]

Source: borowitzreport.com

"ARIZONA (The Borowitz Report) – In a fledgling campaign that has already produced more than its share of gaffes, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn) today confused her ass with a hole in the ground during a campaign swing through Arizona.

Speaking to a group of supporters in Phoenix, Rep. Bachmann raised eyebrows when she said, “It’s great to be here in Arizona, the home of my ass.”

Read more: http://www.borowitzreport.com/2011/06/28/in-major-gaffe-bachmann-confuses-ass-hole-in-ground/

[DavidDvorkin]

1. Borowitz is usually amusing, but he's never LBN.

[grantcart]

2. with Bachman its impossible to tell without an audio recording

and then you still can't be sure if what she said was scripted by the Onion.

[DinahMoeHum]

3. ". . .It must not be that different. . .the ass and the hole in the ground. . ."

"...they often are mistaken for each other I have found..."

- Mac McAnally The Ass And The Hole

performed by Jimmy Buffett and Mac McAnally (not Alan Jackson and David Allen Coe)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm10qT_CyVw&feature=related

[Cresent City Kid]

4. DU may need more server space

for documenting every time Bachmann steps in shinola.

[Nossida]

5. They believe every word of it

If she told them Crows are White
the conservatives would believe it.

She said this today
Bachmann stands by claims that ‘Founding Fathers’ ended slavery

Whats next? There is no Santa Claus?