Homosexuality: "It's not natural."

[originalpckelly]

Yeah, and last time I checked, children do not arrive in this world after being a lump in a woman's throat for 9 months.

Doesn't keep you from doing something "unnatural" now does it?

[warrior1]

1. ?

[originalpckelly]

2. Well, I was just thinking all those anti-gay people who say it's not natural...

then partake in the southern oral pleasure might be a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

[PoliticAverse]

7. I thought oral pleasure was still illegal in much of the South... n/t

[originalpckelly]

8. Oh sweetheart, this isn't about the laws.

The same good old boys who'll make fun of the gays, will go right out and have some one do that. And they won't even think twice about it.

Hell, they probably keep it illegal just to make it more exciting.

They're the real freaks.

[TroglodyteScholar]

15. Some of the biggest homophobes I've known...

...have been the most enthusiastic about engaging in anal sex with women. I always point out that "an asshole is an asshole," and the only response is "it's different." I guess women have magic assholes.

[PoliticAverse]

17. Do they count as 'magic' if things dissapear in them?... n/t

[TroglodyteScholar]

18. Um...if you're joking, I guess I don't get it.

If you're not joking, I'm missing the point, too.

[closeupready]

3. As a man, men turn me on, women don't. Pretty simple.

Sorry to fundies for being the so-called 'biological error'. :eyes:

[MNBrewer]

4. People do all sorts of things that "aren't natural"

that our body appendages weren't "designed" for.

Typing on a keyboard, for one...

Typing is unnatural, yet people do it all the time and nobody objects.

[PoliticAverse]

9. Are you married to your keyboard?... n/t

[MNBrewer]

12. This isn't necessarily about marriage

it's about the natural status of homosexuality. People do unnatural things all the time and suffer no ill consequences for them. Why do we focus on the "unnatural" uses of our genitalia vs. our digits?

[Scuba]

5. Being gay is natural.....

....it's hating gays that's a lifestyle choice.

[TroglodyteScholar]

16. +1000 n/t

[wellstone dem]

22. Thank you!!!! nt

[ChairmanAgnostic]

6. oral sex is growing in popularity, after all.

[kenny blankenship]

10. It's "New and Improved"

Most of that "All Natural" stuff comes out of a can from the same old factory anyways. They slap a label on it with a picture of a farm and some Ol-Timey typeface, and people think their "Natural" food was raised and put on the shelf by hobbits or something.

In a true state of nature, most people who vote and who post here would be long dead. Who says Nature's aims are the be-all end-all of human existence? Living past 40 isn't natural. Fucking agriculture isn't natural. Large complex societies aren't a bit natural. Air conditioning isn't natural, either, but I never hear people clamoring to have the heat and humidity of the great outdoors back in their homes and apartments. Chlorinated fluoridated water supplies free of campybacter, cryptosporidia and giardia and other water-borne pathogens isn't natural. Blood pressure meds and cancer treatments aren't natural. Cosmetics aren't natural. Viagra isn't natural either, but I've never once heard of old men wanting their limp dicks back.

Nature: get over it, or it will fucking kill you.

[Atman]

11. Actually, considering the number of animal species that engage...

...in homosexual behavior, I say it was indeed natural. "Marriage" isn't natural.

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[aquart]

13. Totally natural. Denying it is unnatural.

[Ozymanithrax]

14. Unnatural behavior?

Eating cooked food is not natural.
How many species cook food?

Crapping in a toilet bowl is not natural.
How many species actually make toilets and use them?

Religion is not natural.
How many species bow down to god or gods?

Driving cars is not natural.
How many species drive cars?

Is a behavior over which we have no control natural?
Try not breathing for a while.

Natural behaviors are those things over which we have no control.
Everything else is a preference.

[TheManInTheMac]

19. How many species drive cars? Two that I know of.

[PoliticAverse]

21. Three..

And Toonces was a bad driver...

[Ozymanithrax]

28. But not very well...

[leeroysphitz]

20. How many baby species ride pigs backward?

ETA: The world has gone insane and I don't know what is right.

[customerserviceguy]

23. The only time I really like seeing the words, "It's Not Normal"

is on the label of a bottle of Three Floyds ales.

[Taverner]

27. THREE FLOYDS!!! HUZZZZAH!!! GIMMIE SOME DREADNAUGHT!!!!

Three Floyds is ALMOST reason to move to Chicago

Then I think about that lake, that wind, and me in a windbreaker and I shiver...

[kas125]

29. Haha, I live about fifteen minutes away from Three Floyds. I love

that place! And the beer, the food, the people... But mostly the beer. Now I want some Gumballhead!!!

[customerserviceguy]

31. It's sure a reason to travel there

Bought five cases of various 3F brews on my trip two months ago.

[Shagbark Hickory]

24. Could've done without this mediocre attempt at humor.

[Taverner]

26. They tried, they failed, but the heart was in the right place

Of course Homosexuality is completely natural. Animals up and down the animal kingdom do it.

[Taverner]

25. Actually it is natural. Animals throughout the animal kingdom do it

And every bird masturbates

You know what isn't natural? Believing in god. No offense, but we are the only species that does it. Doesn't make it wrong (we are also the only species that writes, uses computers, and watches teen comedies among others) just makes it - - well, unnatural

[kas125]

30. I saw a great photo on facebook earlier: