"YOUR PAMPERS, I MUST SEE YOUR PAMPERS!"

[Hubert Flottz]

Maybe we should all shit our pants like Fred Bear Wanna'-be Turd Nugent and line up to fly the unfriendly skies? The bum sniffers at the airport could feel useful again in a little world where everybody they feel up smelled like Dave Vitter.

No I don't need a plane ticket, I'll walk because I'm in a hurry to get where I'm going. The terrorists have won again every time some strange civil servant plays with your ding-a-ling.

[RKP5637]

1. I have no doubt eventually the requirement will be that all fly naked. I've not

flown for a decade. I was lucky to have been able to have made that choice, I used to fly several times a week. Screw the airlines.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. The airlines have gotten so much welfare money from the taxpayers

they should be able to retire.