Which memoir would be better to read?

[jmowreader]

I've been thinking a bit recently about these "memoirs" written by people too young to spell "memoir," and I'm wondering: if you HAD to read one, which would you take?

[PoliticAverse]

1. Thanks, but I'll wait for 'The Happy Snookie'. n/t

[provis99]

2. would you prefer pigeon shit in your cereal or woodpecker shit?

:shrug:

[woo me with science]

3. My knee-jerk response before I opened the post was, "Read them both!"

Then I opened the post.

[petronius]

4. Which one is shorter?

[Tunkamerica]

6. Biebs is younger. But he seems a lot more intelligent.

He might actually be able to write a memoir by himself.

[MilesColtrane]

5. Gonorrhea or Syphilis?

No thanks.

[alphafemale]

7. JB's hands down.

He seems to have his head remarkably together considering the crap he's been dealt.

[emilyg]

8. BP

[MADem]

9. Shoot me now! nt

[Iggo]

10. One of 'em's 12 and the other's 13, right?

Memoir of what?

[Morning Dew]

11. I'll go with Charlie Sheen's Meme War.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

[Raine]

12. Well I'm ashamed to say

but BP :blush: because I hear it's way raunchy. :evilgrin:

[jmowreader]

13. It's not all THAT raunchy

Chapter 1: My worthless boyfriend got me pregnant in a drunken orgy.

Chapter 2: My knocked-up ass got dragged into mom's media circus.

Chapter 3: The fallout from said media circus made me rich beyond my wildest dreams.

Chapter 4: Now I run around the country telling desperate girls, "please, please, please do NOT fuck your worthless boyfriend because all the things that went right for me will not be available to you. Instead of being rich and famous, you'll have to feed your worthless boyfriend's kid without any help from said boyfriend."