Borowitz: Michele Bachmann believes in Intelligent Design...

[Dennis Donovan]

...But Intelligent Design cannot explain Michele Bachmann.

https://twitter.com/#!/BorowitzReport

:rofl:

[Sarah Ibarruri]

1. Only in America can someone graduate from a law school that teaches fairy tales

America is definitely unique. People can get higher degrees about fairy tales, and the media treats fairy tales as if they were science. How f****d up is that?

[Dennis Donovan]

2. She went to ORU...

...might as well be Barnum & Bailey's Clown College.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

3. LOL! She might as well be wearing clown shoes and a red rubber nose.

Any graduate from any bible-banging 'college' (and I do use the term loosely), is a f****** nutjob and has the IQ of roadkill.

[coalition_unwilling]

5. According to one study I read quite some time ago, 70% of

Americans believe that angels (the literal heavenly Biblical type) actually exist. By that standard, a belief in 'intelligent design,' ludicrous though it seems to anyone with even a passing acquaintance with biology and genetics, seems positively rational by comparison. And that ain't saying much.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

8. Well, I believe there's 'something,' but I don't go around denying fact and science.

I think religions that are threatened by science and fact, have good reason to be threatened by science and fact.

[Sarah Ibarruri]

10. I grew up Catholic and went to Catholic school, and we studied evolution

I can't stomach religions that are so ignorant that they need to deny science in order to have a belief at all. It shows their religion has nothing to stand on and that reality threatens its dogma.

[KG]

4. obviously, it didn't work on her...

[Motown_Johnny]

6. Clearly, no intelligence was used on that design

[jberryhill]

7. You'd think she'd avoid anything with "intelligent" in it.

[ladjf]

9. "Intelligent Design" is not a science. It's a notion. Anyone can believe

a notion since it requires no demonstrable proof. nt

[Sarah Ibarruri]

12. Agreed. The very idea that intelligent design be taken seriously anywhere, is absurd

It makes this country a laughingstock to all other advanced nations.

[Vinca]

11. The jokes write themselves.