Well, it's been an hour since the Marriage Equality Bill passed, and I'm still hetero...

[brooklynite]

Guess they'll have to amend it

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. AND my marriage is STILL intact!

:spray:

[brooklynite]

5. to be fair...my wife MAY or MAY NOT still be downstairs...

Better go check.

[Kaleko]

14. Talk me down!!!

I'm on the brink of

feeling

supergay & triple overthemoon overjoyed.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. There is NOTHING wrong with feeling the way you are!

Revel in it!

:toast:

[ohheckyeah]

16. Shit, my husband

ran off with another man. ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Somehow, I doubt that, lol!

Good to see you tonight, my dear ohheckyeah!

;)

[ohheckyeah]

25. LOL

I couldn't resist. Good to see you to!

[WillyT]

2. I'm Wavering, But I'm Pretty Sure I'll Be Alright Either Way...

:D

:hi:

[jillan]

3. Me too - what is going on here? I thought I would feel different.

Oh yeah - I'm in Arizona - I'm safe :)

[Chovexani]

4. We're too busy getting drunk tonight

Tomorrow we're coming for you. Hide yo kids.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. You have mail, darlin'...;)

[Chovexani]

20. omg

:hug:

[WilliamPitt]

7. Teh Gaeeeeeeeee

:scared:

;)

[hatrack]

8. Teh Gay - it's OUT THERE!

:scared:

[bigwillq]

11. ha ha

:rofl:

:hi:

[nadinbrzezinski]

12. Thanks for the warning

we'd better get the party goods ready

(Sorry no alcohol we really do NOT drink)

[AlicePaulLiberal]

28. Thank You!!!

[Liberal Veteran]

9. I believe the "rainbow ripples" that will turn you don't happen until the actual weddings.

:P

[aquart]

17. "Rainbow ripples"?

Wasn't there a rare double rainbow over NYC last week? If I believed in omens and portents...

[bluestate10]

42. And you get bitten on the neck by a gay person. When the sun comes up

the next day, you're gay . :sarcasm:

[nichomachus]

10. It takes a few hours. Just wait.

You'll be unhappy with your marriage by tomorrow night.

[cantbeserious]

13. How Is It Possible - I Still Like Women?

eom

[bluestate10]

43. Gee, I like women more today than I did yesterday. How can that be? nt

[Lugnut]

19. Same here.

I'm also still married to the same guy for 44 years.

[SDuderstadt]

21. That may be true, but...

you and your will soon be forced to watch same-sex weddings.

I know because a RWer told me so.

[SoapBox]

22. You folks are too funny...And, thanks for your support!

Nice to see positive comments.

[SDuderstadt]

23. You're not here to...

force us to watch same-sex weddings at gunpoint, are ya?

[cantbeserious]

24. Congrats!

eom

[Bladian]

26. I can feel myself...slipping...

Must resist urge to repaint house rainbow...

[Name removed]

27. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Contrary1]

29. It doesn't happen until you go to sleep, oh Silly One.

Come back and make the same announcement in 12 hours...if you can.

:evilgrin:

[JackDragna]

30. Speak for yourself. I've gone FULL BLOWN GAY!

The Republicans were right. Without any societal pressure to reproduce, I've decided to "change lifestyles!" So, gay men, tell me: how soon is it until we destroy all civilization?

[pinto]

31. LOL.

:hi:

[B Calm]

32. In a short while there will be gangs of happily married gays

roaming the streets of New York and gang raping straight people. Thus turning them into flaming homosexuals.

sarcasm

[SnohoDem]

33. ROFL

:rofl:

[Raksha]

34. Yeah, me too. Funny how that works.

:kick:

[peopleb4money]

35. I bet all the Republicans are gonna start turning gay any minute though

All the homo-erotic sex scandals seem to come from the Republicans. I think they just hate openly gay people because they're really just lashing out at the homosexuality they're trying to suppress in their selves. Its classic projection.

[bluestate10]

44. Many already are. They are deep in the closet. nt

[justiceischeap]

36. We haven't had time to turn all NYers yet... it's a big state and

we're busy celebrating. Give us time and you'll get checked off the list (but we have to get the NYers first, then we go nationwide).

[malaise]

37. LOL - great thread

Rec

[Tesha]

38. This morning, Mr. Tesha and I conducted a carefully controlled scientific experiment...

...and we re-confirmed that we're still as hetero as ever;
apparently the "gay rays"* from New York haven't reached
New Hampshire yet.

Oh wait -- we passed Equal Marriage a couple of years
ago here in the Granite State, so maybe we've just gotten
used to the effects.

Maybe it's time for another, better-controlled experiment?
We could always repeat it until we see some effects :evilgrin: ;).

Tesha


* Upthread, someone mentioned "rainbow ripples"; I like
that and will have to start using that term!

[brooklynite]

39. But, was it a double-blind experiment? And were there witnesses?

You might have been biased...

[Tesha]

40. Biased? Surely not!

But as I said, we're willing to keep tuning this
experiment until we get it right! Anything for
science!

Witnesses? Well, do our parrots count? (I know:
"Only to three! Bah-dum-bump!")

Tesha

[bluestate10]

41. Yes. So was I this morning, and I suspect every day going forward.

The overwhelming majority of people that identify as republicans are bottom feeders when it comes to rational thought.

[Capitalocracy]

45. They legalized it here in Argentina a few months ago

I have yet to experience homosexual urges, divorce, I was never religious but I don't feel the urge to become a Satanist or anything, and I have yet to marry a cat, dog, lion, or tree.

I don't know when these effects are supposed to kick in, but so far, nothing. My marriage has yet to be destroyed due to this gay assault. We don't even have a defense of marriage act here. What's keeping our marriage safe?