Go USA!!!! We're number One!!!! We're the best!!!!

[Taverner]

Thank god we don't live in Europe where people have to SHARE health care!

Thank god we don't live in Europe where the government is more afraid of its people, than the people are afraid of their government!!!

Thank god we live in America, where we didn't descend from no fucking monkeys, we were created out of dust just like Pastor Shitforbrains told me!!!

And thank god we live in America, where bullying is the character of foreign policy!!

USA! USA! USA!

[Cali_Democrat]

1. USA! USA! USA!

We're number one!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_incarceration_rate

[Taverner]

Yep. Who knew locking each other up was so fun and profitable.

Prison Rape - the new American dream!

[Pharaoh]

10. yes and for a few joints

but if you steal billions from peoples pensions, no problema!

[Taverner]

12. Hell, robbing pensions makes you a 'Master of the Universe'

The brightest of the bright...

And the worst thing is - Americans knew this was happening, and didn't give a shit because we'd rather bomb brown people

[RKP5637]

6. Remember when Russians were the bad guys. How times have changed. n/t

[Taverner]

11. We have become that which we hate

And I can only blame our own ignorance and stupidity for letting that happen

Fuck this place, stick a fork in its ass, it's done

[RKP5637]

14. We want to be #1 as the most hated nation. Hi, we're from America and

we're here to help you. Gawd would that send a chill down one IMO if in another country. Our track record isn't really exactly stellar. We leave a lot of death and destruction in our wake. We now do the bad stuff I was taught years ago only the bad guys do! I guess we've got to be #1 in something. It's good for the MIC.

[femmocrat]

2. Love it or leave it , you hippie.

;)

[Taverner]

3. LOL

If you don't like it leave it, is the song that I sing....

wasn't that a Merle Haggard song?

[RKP5637]

4. Makes one feel proud, doesn't it. Go USA!

[Taverner]

5. Yeah because we're the ass-kickingest ass kickers who ever kicked an ass!!

[RKP5637]

8. That was a real ass kicker!!! LOL n/t

[w0nderer]

22. all that's needed is a small retraining

now if the general population could be trained to be:

"the most elephant-kickingest elephant kickers who ever kicked an elephant"

you'd start seeing some serious improvements

:-p

[ileus]

7. USA-1

[Taverner]

9. Yep the US is number one in military spending, infant mortality, and stupidity

Sometimes the stupid is so strong with us, it makes me cry...

[RKP5637]

17. Yeah, but we're proud of it! Other countries wish they could be as stupid as us,

but they can't catch us, 'cause we're #1 and the best for stupidity. They are soooo jealous. It's our #1 product.

[Taverner]

18. Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxF9lrwWyX0

[provis99]

13. all true, unfortunately. In what other country could you see this:

Does any other country put bumper sticker shit on their vehicles?

[dixiegrrrrl]

16. Gee, money's gone, "freedom" is pretty much gone....how's that for "change"?

[Hugabear]

15. 'Murika, Fuck yea!

And if you don't believe that 'Murika is the bestest country that God ever did create, we'll kick your commie fucking ass!

[Kurovski]

19. France really set the pace in Europe with The French Revolution.

They're never quite sure that heads won't roll again. People strike and lock their boss in the office until he gets with the program.

Here? The boss's anus is always well treated by loving lips. The kings and magnates and Kochheads and whatever you want to call the fuckers who ran away with America, giggle and hire more consultants and pols and ass-roots organizations to work on schemes to further destroy what's left of what we have in this nation.

[white_wolf]

20. Yeah.

Compared to France and Russia our revolution seems tame and mild.

[Dreamer Tatum]

21. At least this one got some recs, huh? nt