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kpete (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:24 AM Original message |
"The Penis Was Their God": What Aliens Would Think of Our Juvenile Obsessions |
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theophilus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
1. I think, for most folks, it is. Some don't worship it openly (many on |
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dipsydoodle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
2. Amen |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
3. I don't believe this at all! |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:33 AM Response to Original message |
4. The aliens would consider us so primitive they wouldn't feel a smidgen of guilt |
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Thaddeus Kosciuszko (76 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:36 AM Response to Original message |
5. Minor rustic fertility god, protector of flocks, fruit plants, bees and gardens. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:43 AM Response to Original message |
6. it appears we are as obsesses of tits. interesting that it is not the vulva... |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:56 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. Its harder to draw. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:07 AM Response to Reply #9 |
11. wink. nt |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 05:12 PM Response to Reply #6 |
30. who says it's not the vulva? |
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nichomachus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:44 AM Response to Original message |
7. As gods go, it would be better than this bi-polar one of the Jews, Christians, and Muslims |
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salinen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 09:45 AM Response to Original message |
8. Hmmm |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:03 AM Response to Original message |
10. No! Really? Whence that crazy idea?! |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 11:04 AM Response to Reply #10 |
20. Here's one more for your collection. |
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WinkyDink (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 03:27 PM Response to Reply #20 |
42. Must've been those aliens! |
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Beacool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 08:48 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Must have.............. |
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localroger (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
12. Our age? Try all ages. |
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Karenina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 02:52 PM Response to Reply #12 |
27. Here's what it looks like in Japan |
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localroger (663 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 05:06 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. Cool, it's like Mardi Gras with dildos instead of doubloons nt |
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awoke_in_2003 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 10:17 AM Response to Reply #12 |
37. +1. nt |
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JohnnyLib2 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
13. Wow, I like that writer's style! |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
14. PENIS! |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:14 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. that guy is so cute. actually they both are. what is that about? nt |
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progressoid (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:32 AM Response to Reply #15 |
17. I think it's from 500 Days of Summer |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:36 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. i havent seen it either.... |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 12:03 PM Response to Reply #15 |
23. SPOILER: |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 12:14 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. thanks... |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 06:12 PM Response to Reply #15 |
32. My God, That movie was a barrel full of suck. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:22 AM Response to Original message |
16. our Holy Penis -- What art in the Pants...nt |
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RainDog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
19. I'm a believer! |
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madmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
21. Kokopelli... "One of the most intriguing and widespread images in southwestern rock |
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xfundy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 12:00 PM Response to Original message |
22. At least we have evidence that penii are there. |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 12:04 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. And they do something useful, right? |
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bengalherder (718 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 02:45 PM Response to Original message |
26. Dude, you have no idea... |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 03:03 PM Response to Original message |
28. I think you need the lingam and the yoni together to really symbolize deity |
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Meeker Morgan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
31. Hypothetical aliens are more rational than people? |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 06:13 PM Response to Original message |
33. The Penis portrays power over death and life. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 06:19 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. lol lol. ya? nt |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 06:25 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. Hehe...no I kid. |
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seabeyond (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Jun-18-11 06:29 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. ah ha, |
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Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 01:03 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. TY |
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InvisibleTouch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 10:20 AM Response to Original message |
38. Phallic symbols go all the way back to ancient cultures. |
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lunatica (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
39. the walls of ancient Rome were full of phalli and Japan has the Honen-sai Matsuri |
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Skidmore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 01:07 PM Response to Original message |
41. And all this time I've predicted aliens will think |
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Dreamer Tatum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-19-11 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
43. They would probably be amazed at how much we care what other people think of us. nt |
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